Freshman year I woke up at 3am because I thought someone was saying my name. I roll over and see my roommate hunched over his computer, whispering my name repeatedly, watching porn and...ya know. He ended up moving out a week later.
Freshman year of high school Health class a lady from the health department came in and asked for four volunteers. Not knowing I was in for, I naively rose my hand. Standing at the front of the class, myself and three others lined up and were given a cup of water and a handful of…
Once upon a time (this June), I was sipping on my morning coffee and letting my dog out to do his morning "business." As he was sniffing around, trying to find a sweet spot to drop his morning deuce, I realized I also needed to go number two. A few minutes passed before my Shih-Tzu…
My first roommate came off as a real "bro" and was always too cool, especially when his friends were around me. One night he came back to the dorm wasted and I was already in bed, but not yet asleep. I couldn't see him from my loft, but he sat down and started typing on his laptop.…
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