11 Themes In Most Of Action Bronson's Songs

For those who don’t know, Action Bronson is a rapper from Flushing, Queens. He just recently dropped a new mixtape, Blue Chips 2 (second in the Blue Chips series), teaming again with producer Party Supplies. These are the motifs of most of his songs.

1. Food

Bronson was a fire-flame gourmet chef in his native New York City, so of course food is central.

He can’t help but talk about real gourmet shit.

“Eat steaks off a gold plate/Stoned, listening to Coldplay” –Strictly 4 my Jeeps

He’s all about the protein.

“We eat the lamb, duck, goose, beef or chicken”-Buddy Guy

And well, he’s got a bit of a self-control problem.

“Lock the refrigerator, there's no controlling me/Steak and chocolate got they muthafuckin hold on me” –Ronnie Coleman

At the end of the day it’s about going to your favorite restaurant and ordering everything.

“Gipsy Salami, cheese is from the cave/Wild dandelion greens dressed up on the plate/

Parmesan crisp We wildin in Marea” –Ron Simmons

2. Big Body Bes (AKA It's Fucking Body)

Just a little introduction.

“Rice game, soup game ridiculous man I had all a dat man. Soap, deodorant on stack. Ask about me man. Two buckets under the bed man” –Big Body Bes Intro

It’s good to have friends

“50 Domincans deep, no socks on…oh man, look who just pulled up, it’s me” –Strictly 4 my jeeps

He’s hungry

“Every time I come to your fucking crib, it better be a plate wrapped up on the stove motherfucker Cause you know I'm coming to eat. Fuck that I don't even want firsts, I want my seconds first. That's right, I eat right out the motherfucking pot fuck a spoon, I been eating hand to hand my whole life” -72 Virgins

Poetry

3. Sex

Let’s just say Action is very boisterous about his sexual activity.

“I'm gettin' V/While you home beatin' meat” –Rare Chandeliers

He doesn't discriminate against nationality.

“Now I'm diving up in Polish sluts/With the gorgeous butts” –Bitch I Deserve You

Weight

“My bitch thick like John Lovitz/Pure virgin blooded blonds with the guard covers” –Mick Vick

Or Asian

"Shoot like Terry Porter/Pimpin with your Asian daughter" - Gateway to Wizadry

Loves prostitutes

“From philly cheesesteaks, lobsters on the barbeque/ I'm getting twisted eating chicken with a prostitute” –Ronnie Coleman

Upholds a woman’s right to choose.

“One night shorty needin' over 9 abortions” -Buddy Guy

But can be pretty demanding.

“Before I purchase, I wanna peak at the turkey” –Hookers at the Point

He promotes AIDs awareness

“The beat, I give the flu to it/Or maybe AIDS if I had it/Cause I'm a fuckin' addict” –back 2 the future

He likes weird stuff

“boats on decks/Strictly using throats for sex” –103 and Roosy

Like a lot of weird stuff

“Bite a bitch like George Whipple in the stair case/Long as she got big nipples and a tan face” –Steve Wynn

Last one

“Mmm daddy look good, that's what your bitch feel/Then spread her thighs wide open for a kid's meal (fish)” –Dennis Haskins

At the end of the day, he’s a family man

“It be that shit you can't handle/Look just like doodoo in the pamper/Like when my son drinks too much apple juice/Loose When he was four he got his dick sucked by a prostitute/Right in the pasta chute” –Dennis Haskins

4. Drugs

He loves weed just as much as food

“chef de cuisine I flex the two seam/ Inject the vein with marijuana I'm a true fiend” –Buddy Guy

But he knows his limit

“I smoke until my eyes are the shape of Tia Carrere” –Brunch

He doesn’t drink often, but he admires wine

“I crush the grape like a Greek to make the gorgeous wine” –back 2 the future

He dabbles in drug trafficking

“We moving white like David Spade in the sauna”-Don’s Cheek

But seriously

“Never sniff that blanco/ that's word to OJ's Bronco“–Larry Csonka

5. Cars

Not any old pair of wheels will do

“Black Acura/Imported straight from Africa” –Blue Chips

He’s got an image to up hold

“Roll up, looking like Sinbad with the earring/ Lightskin sucking my penis while I'm steering”-Don’s Cheek

Porsches are cool

“But now we rockin' leathers and my team is dippin' porches” –back 2 the future

He’s an average joe though

“Drop top lobster Porsche/In the joint I got some pasta sauce” –Triple Backflip

6. Wrestling

You could dedicate a whole article to this, which somebody did:

http://noisey.vice.com/blog/ranking-every-wrestler-action-bronson-has-ever-mentioned-1

7. Harvard

Action attended Harvard

“Throw some grass up, aim a little east of the target/ My brain was sculpted at Harvard” –The Symbol

He's really modest though

"Burnin' trees in diploma's, earn degrees" -Gateway to Wizardry

8. Court Cases

His esteemed background is influential.

“Only focus on them hundred bill faces and suitcases that'll bribe a jury/ Grind the curry/Never shine the jewelry” -Buddy Guy

Worst come to worse

“Catch a case, post bail, then I flee to Tacoma/Come back, new face, 103 and Corona” –Mick Vick

9. Jewish Lawyer

It helps

“Catch a case, get a Jewish lawyer, beat it with cheese” –Steve Wynn

Speaking of Jews

“Been wilding since the Rabbi snipped it/Then they laughed and ate brisket, fuck!” –Steve Wynn

10. Being in Exotic Locations

He’s got places to be

“Green timbs/In Vegas I'm like Steve Wynn” –Steve Wynn

Or

“Every summer catch me grilling steaks by Lake Placid” –Ron Simmons

Why not go all out?

“You can catch me out in Spain on the coast, dick” –Ron Simmons

Just always remember

“Phone's tapped so speak Swedish when you call the crib/Rich forever motherfucker I was born to live” -72 Virgins

Oh

“Peace to motherfucking Iceland” –Ron Simmons

11. Over the Top Shit Usually Involving Helicopters or Endangered Species

Its all about living it to the fullest

“Jump out the chopper on Skis, Maltese” –Gateway to Wizadry

No, seriously.

“White tigers/Thousand-dollar spatula” –Blue Chips

Protecting it at all costs

“Flick chives in the soup/Stick knives where you poop” –Rare Chandeliers

The children are our future

“Predict the weather by the wind like an old Mayan/Hold my son up, show him to the kingdom”-Don’s Cheek