Justin "I Shouldn't Be Famous" Beiber
Kristen "Bitch-face" Stewart
Carrot "Future Back Alley Rapist" Top
Lady "Or Possibly Man" Gaga
Kim "My Ass Is My Only Marketable Trait" Kardashian
Lindsay "One More Gram Of Coke Won't Hurt" Lohan
Paris "I'm Famous For Being Trashy" Hilton
Britanny "AAARRRGGGHHHHH....I'm INSANE!" Spears
Sarah Jessica "Don't Call Me 'Seabiscut'" Parker
See, they aren't so different from you and I.....just richer and crazier. Hope you enjoyed hating these pictures!