There have definitely been more clichéd abominations from the BT Sport commentator, these are just some of his 'greatest hits'
Being valued at £60 million apparently doesn't change the fact that you have a face only a mother can love
Plain clothes officers were reportedly seen at the England winger's home at around 9am this morning
The Chelsea manager was rolling out the ROFLs all afternoon during Chelsea's 2-0 Capital One Cup final triumph over Spurs
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