Someone farting.You farting.Whoever smelt it dealt it.He who denied, supplied it.Smelly farts.Penis.Schlong.Dong.Willy.Chubby.Erection.Stiffy.VaginaAxe wound.Baby canon.Bearded clam.Beaver.Cooter.Fanny.Boobs.Titties.80085.Poo.Butt.Someone says "anal."Someone says "sex."Someone says "intercourse."Someone says "ejaculate."Someone says "diarrhea."Someone says something about "balls."69Fap.Masturbate.Burping.Having a burping contest.Fuck.Shit.Bitch.Cunt.Gay jokes.Getting "wasted.""American Pie""American Pie 2""American Pie 3"American Pie 4"American Pie 5""Anchorman""Anchorman 2"Dutch oven.Cum.Swallow.A license plate that has "BJ" in it.A person who has the initials "BJ.""BJ."Carpet Muncher.Ovaries.Head.Cartoons.Picking your nose.Picking your bum.Getting worms.Changing your friend's relationship status to "in a relationship.""Fraping."Porn.When someone tells you they "just got a facial."Seamen.Seaman.Moist.Anyone that does an Arts Degree.Anyone that does a Masters.Anyone that goes to University.Anyone that goes to Community College.Using "the force" to open automatic doors.Supersoakers."That's what she said.""Make sure it's long enough.""I can't get it in.""It's too big.""Ow! You're hurting me.""It hurts a little but it's not too bad."Trolling.Arguing over the internet.Ignoring people.Getting other people to ignore someone, as well.Felching.Fist.Fisted.Fisting.Hemorrhoids.Gonorrhea.Uranus.The rings around Uranus.Someone tripping over.Tripping someone over."Dick", short for "Richard."Mooning someone.Flashing someone.Decking someone.Prank phone calls.Knock and run.Wedgies."Stop hitting yourself."Pen15.
What's Your Immaturity Number?
You're pretty straightforward when it comes to life. Penises and vaginas are merely anatomy. You know this. Why laugh at the facts of life?
You've almost grown up completely, but you still chuckle at the odd fart or burp. That's nothing to be ashamed of though.
Farts are funny and they always will be. What's the point in being so "mature" and "serious" anyway? You appreciate life and take it as it comes.
What are you? 8 years old? Life is too crazy to be taken seriously, and you know this better than most.