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    7 Nov 2014

    27 Ways To Approach Women

    Here are a few ideas on how to get that special someone to notice you via the hashtag #HowToApproachWomen.

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Go through the Mines of Moria 2. Hang around Lothlórien for a bit 3. Watch Sean Bean die, again. 4. Jump into Mt Doom

    Dave Cheng@drearyclocksFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Go through the Mines of Moria

    2. Hang around Lothlórien for a bit

    3. Watch Sean Bean die, again.

    4. Jump into Mt Doom

    10:47 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen MT: "@Katie_Princess3: #coffee ”

    Ellen Read@EllenRead3Follow

    #HowToApproachWomen MT: "@Katie_Princess3: #coffee

    10:44 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #Howtoapproachwomen 1. Join Tinder. 2. Write height in bio. 3. Pose shirtless with a tiger for a photograph. 4. Upload.

    Ebs@EbswearspinkFollow

    #Howtoapproachwomen

    1. Join Tinder.

    2. Write height in bio.

    3. Pose shirtless with a tiger for a photograph.

    4. Upload.

    10:45 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Think of women as hungry lions. 2. You would not approach hungry lions.

    Liz Duck-Chong@lizduckchongFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Think of women as hungry lions.

    2. You would not approach hungry lions.

    10:44 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1 - Get in the shower. 2 - Curl into a ball 3 - Cry and cry and cry 4 - Wait patiently.

    Tom Stillington III@AtticusThomasFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1 - Get in the shower.

    2 - Curl into a ball

    3 - Cry and cry and cry

    4 - Wait patiently.

    10:44 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. It's just a jump to the left

    Tophe@chrisopotamiaFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. It's just a jump to the left

    10:44 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Remove your penis from the plastic casing 2. Wash it thoroughly under warm water 3. As in Fig. 3, use an Allan Key to

    Kate Iselin@kateiselinFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Remove your penis from the plastic casing

    2. Wash it thoroughly under warm water

    3. As in Fig. 3, use an Allan Key to

    10:43 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Measure amount of analyte 2. Add colour indicator to Erlenmeyer flask 3. Add titrant to burette 4. Drink acid

    LG Lancaster@LGLancasterFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Measure amount of analyte

    2. Add colour indicator to Erlenmeyer flask

    3. Add titrant to burette

    4. Drink acid

    10:41 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Tip fedora 2. Tip self off the end of a pier

    Tim@ABigDumbBabyFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Tip fedora

    2. Tip self off the end of a pier

    10:40 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Buy me food 2. Get away from me

    Giselle Nguyen@heyschoolgirlFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Buy me food

    2. Get away from me

    10:38 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Preheat oven to 200 deg 2. Grease cake pan & fill with batter 3. Place pan in oven 4. Replace pan with own head

    LG Lancaster@LGLancasterFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Preheat oven to 200 deg

    2. Grease cake pan & fill with batter

    3. Place pan in oven

    4. Replace pan with own head

    10:36 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    1) Ensure she is not kosher (subtly drop Eucharist into convo) 2) Ask if she wants to come back to see my teacup pig. #howtoapproachwomen

    Raffe Gold@raffegFollow

    1) Ensure she is not kosher (subtly drop Eucharist into convo)

    2) Ask if she wants to come back to see my teacup pig. #howtoapproachwomen

    10:49 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Nail womp rats in T-16 2. Talk to strangers in desert, swamp 3. Become Jedi master 4. Force choke self

    LG Lancaster@LGLancasterFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Nail womp rats in T-16

    2. Talk to strangers in desert, swamp

    3. Become Jedi master

    4. Force choke self

    10:49 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Waddle up to her 2. Tip your trilby 3. Say "good day m'lady" 4. FRIENDZONED AGAIN

    daniel@dprkekFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Waddle up to her

    2. Tip your trilby

    3. Say "good day m'lady"

    4. FRIENDZONED AGAIN

    10:46 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Travel back in time 2. Try and save your grandpa 3. Sleep with grandpa’s girlfriend 4. Become your own grandpa

    Dave Cheng@drearyclocksFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Travel back in time

    2. Try and save your grandpa

    3. Sleep with grandpas girlfriend
    4. Become your own grandpa

    10:50 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    Press R1 whilst holding L3 to move from cover to cover. The gem at bottom of screen will show how conspicuous you are #Howtoapproachwomen

    Richard 塚正 Green@RHTGreenFollow

    Press R1 whilst holding L3 to move from cover to cover. The gem at bottom of screen will show how conspicuous you are #Howtoapproachwomen

    10:54 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19.

    throw a roach at her #howtoroachawoman

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    #howtoapproachwomen 1. Check the Castle 2. Your Princess Is In Another Castle 3. See Step 1

    mat whitehead@matwhiFollow

    #howtoapproachwomen

    1. Check the Castle

    2. Your Princess Is In Another Castle

    3. See Step 1

    10:57 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Stand at the mirror at midnight 2. Throw a penny over your shoulder 3. Say "#Notallmen, #Notallmen, #Notallmen"

    Liz Duck-Chong@lizduckchongFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Stand at the mirror at midnight

    2. Throw a penny over your shoulder

    3. Say "#Notallmen, #Notallmen,

    #Notallmen"

    10:59 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1 rescue from Death Star 2 impress with crappy ship 3 take to Ewok party 4 win over with mad dance skills

    Shotgun Hobo@P45KFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1 rescue from Death Star

    2 impress with crappy ship

    3 take to Ewok party

    4 win over with mad dance skills

    11:01 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Throw m&m's from the seat behind her on the bus. 2. Collect semi-melted m&m's from her hair. 3. Make small talk.

    Adsy@Adsy_1Follow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Throw m&m's from the seat behind her on the bus.

    2. Collect semi-melted m&m's from her hair.

    3. Make small talk.

    10:58 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Place 1 million dollars in unmarked bills into a bag 2. Send it to her 3. Never make contact with her every again

    Joel McKinnon@joeliemckinnonFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Place 1 million dollars in unmarked bills into a bag

    2. Send it to her

    3. Never make contact with her every again

    10:58 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Plant seeds in loamy soil 2. Water regularly 3. Pick apples 4. Eat enough apple seeds to die of cyanide posioning

    LG Lancaster@LGLancasterFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Plant seeds in loamy soil

    2. Water regularly

    3. Pick apples

    4. Eat enough apple seeds to die of cyanide posioning

    11:01 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Prepare paper areoplane 2. Throw it into crowd 3. Hope it lands near a lady 4. If it was a good throw tell your mates

    Adsy@Adsy_1Follow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Prepare paper areoplane

    2. Throw it into crowd

    3. Hope it lands near a lady

    4. If it was a good throw tell your mates

    11:02 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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    #HowToApproachWomen 1. Try technique on a close male friend 2. Be reminded of all boys school hazing ritual 3. Make therapy appointment

    Gregory McIntyre@gregmcintyreFollow

    #HowToApproachWomen

    1. Try technique on a close male friend

    2. Be reminded of all boys school hazing ritual

    3. Make therapy appointment

    11:02 AM - 07 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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