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    The Perentie Is The Most Bad-Ass Australian Animal You've Never Heard Of

    Today Wild Life Sydney Zoo said the Perentie was the most unknown Australian animal... It's time to change that.

    This is a Perentie.

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    Isn't he cute?

    The perentie is Australia's largest lace monitor or goanna.

    Look at that tongue.

    They can grow up to 2 meters long!

    Which is about 6 1/2 Subway footlongs on the Subway Footlong Scale of Measurement.

    And they have near superhero-strength senses.

    They can also RUN CONTINUOUSLY FOR A LONG, LONG TIME.

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    Which makes them ENDURANCE HUNTERS.

    HERE'S ONE 'ENDURANCE HUNTING' A TURTLE.

    Most lizards inflate their lungs with the same muscles used for walking.

    But most lizards are IDIOTS.

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    Look at this dumbo.

    The Perentie has neck muscles that Godzilla would be jealous of.

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    So it doesn't have to deal with any of that STUPID LIZARD shit.

    To top it all off, perentie are also REALLY SEDUCTIVE

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    Need I say more?

    And that's why the perentie needs more respect.

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