Tens of thousands of people have waded into a historic and important debate on Twitter: If you bought this pair of red high heels, how would you go about wearing them?
靴欲しくて探してたんやけど この靴どう履くのかわからんくて 可能性のある履き方を描いた。 余計分からなくなった。
It's a conundrum as baffling as the now classic "how would a dog wear pants?" debate of 2015 – which has spawned countless articles, arguments and memes since two crudely drawn images of a dog wearing pants first hit the internet.
Over 70,000 people have rallied on social media to give their own take on just how one would wear a particularly high pair of heels.
The story began in Japan when Morimatsu, from Ehime Prefecture, sent out a tweet saying she didn't know how to wear a pair of heels she was contemplating buying. "I drew all the possible ways," she said. "It made things more complicated."
The internet, as always, was happy to help out – and offered dozens of ideas.
@Tkfhk_ma_
"Senpai, I think you're supposed to wear it like this."
@Tkfhk_ma_ 多分こうっすよ先輩 知らんけど、
"It's probably for track and field lol"
@Tkfhk_ma_ きっと陸上用ですよ笑
"Isn't it like this?"
@Tkfhk_ma_ @mitter_3134 こうじゃね
"It's probably for a fancy album jacket"
@Tkfhk_ma_ 二度のリプライすみません きっとおしゃれなCDジャケット用ですよ！
"You probably wear it for Cossack dance!"
@Tkfhk_ma_ @itigoaren きっとはいてコサックダンスをするんですよ！ コサックダンス用ハイヒール！ こう！！↑↑↑↑ (FF外から失礼しました〜)
"There's a possibility like this."
@Tkfhk_ma_ こういう可能性も
"How about this?"
@Tkfhk_ma_ これはどうですか？
"Isn't it like this?"
@Tkfhk_ma_ こういうことでは？
"Is there a possibility that it's supposed to be worn like this?"
@Tkfhk_ma_ この可能性はないですか？
A lot of people even thought that the heels might be the secret to Michael Jackson's dance moves.
@Tkfhk_ma_
@Tkfhk_ma_ またはこうですね‼
@Tkfhk_ma_ どうしても彼が出てきてしまった‼