When Should We All Start Worrying About The Sharktato?

THE SHARKTATO IS COMING! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!

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Yesterday, Sharktato was uncovered. The spud / marine hybrid was seen by many to be the dawning of a new age.

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An age free of spud / shark prejudice. One where potatoes and the great creatures of the ocean could coexist. Be one, be together. With us. This was the beginning of something great, something...pure...

OR SO WE THOUGHT.

Some light digging has revealed the Sharktato has been meandering in the depths of civilization for quite some time.

Found a potato that looks like a shark #sharktato @tamclassen

Trenton Classen@tclassen25

Found a potato that looks like a shark #sharktato @tamclassen

4:48 AM - 25 Dec 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

Its origins have been debated by many online, and the unkempt manner of the recent Sharktato revival has seemed to raise more questions than answers.

The real cause of the Irish famine? #Sharktato

HOW DID THE SHARKTATO FORM?

WHY DID IT CHOOSE NOW, OF ALL TIMES, TO RETURN?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SPUD-LORE?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR HUMANITY?!?!?

Shocking images have surfaced showing the rapid evolution of Sharktato. As you can see here, Sharktato are beginning to evolve further into the Sharktatoiphi genus. Sharp, protruding teeth and small, beady eyes are fast developing on the supple spud skin.

Just in case you were wondering what a shark and potato would look like when combined #sharktato

Rachel Kegley@rachelkegley

Just in case you were wondering what a shark and potato would look like when combined #sharktato

4:54 PM - 08 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

The Sharktato hybrid has even spread in the other direction, with Sweet Sharktato sightings beginning to increase in the Southern Hemisphere.

Coming to a #Theatre near #you the #sequel to #Shakenado....#Sharktato !!!!!! Now even #vegans aren't #safe!!!!

Nich@FireTigerPhotog

Coming to a #Theatre near #you the #sequel to #Shakenado....#Sharktato !!!!!! Now even #vegans aren't #safe!!!!

3:54 PM - 14 Jul 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

But where did this all begin??!?!?!?!???!!?!?

SIMPLE.

MAN.

@NiallOfficial @MrsDeniseH I'd just like to point out tht my dad made a shark potato #sharktato Proud to be Irish;)x

Tiffani@PrincessaMalik_

@NiallOfficial @MrsDeniseH I'd just like to point out tht my dad made a shark potato #sharktato Proud to be Irish;)x

8:56 AM - 06 Oct 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

A father here, a daughter there. When will humanity realise the power they hold? When will they stop dangerously pressing their sick desires and wrong beliefs onto culture they JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND?

The true origins of the Sharktato are clear.

MOTHER.

FUCKING.

CANADA!

This seems like only a small thing to be concerned about at first...

Why are we researching potatoes? What good do we expect from this? How do we hope to deal with this in the future?

THREE BABY SHARKTATO. CLEAR AS CLEAR CAN BE.

When will we learn?!!!!! When will we stop!?