Yesterday, Sharktato was uncovered. The spud / marine hybrid was seen by many to be the dawning of a new age.
Some light digging has revealed the Sharktato has been meandering in the depths of civilization for quite some time.
Its origins have been debated by many online, and the unkempt manner of the recent Sharktato revival has seemed to raise more questions than answers.
Shocking images have surfaced showing the rapid evolution of Sharktato. As you can see here, Sharktato are beginning to evolve further into the Sharktatoiphi genus. Sharp, protruding teeth and small, beady eyes are fast developing on the supple spud skin.
The Sharktato hybrid has even spread in the other direction, with Sweet Sharktato sightings beginning to increase in the Southern Hemisphere.
A father here, a daughter there. When will humanity realise the power they hold? When will they stop dangerously pressing their sick desires and wrong beliefs onto culture they JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND?
This photo has emerged of a no doubt SECRET potato research centre in Canada.
This seems like only a small thing to be concerned about at first...
Why are we researching potatoes? What good do we expect from this? How do we hope to deal with this in the future?