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Scott Morrison Couldn't Stop Saying "Jobs And Growth" And Everyone Took The Piss

JOBS. AND. GROWTH.

Federal treasurer Scott Morrison delivered the yearly budget this evening, and he only had one thing on his mind: Jobs and Growth.

Jobs and growth, growth and jobs... Hear hear! #Budget2016

Like, really. He said it so, so, so, so, soooooo much.

I wish someone would do something about improving jobs and growth #Budget2016

Well "jobs and growth" has already been said so much that the phrase has lost all meaning #budget2016

These days it's all 'jobs and growth', because 'working families' is sooooo 2014... #auspol

People were circling around Twitter, typing manically the same mantra Morrison had repeated dozens of times during his speech.

Continuity with Change. Jobs and growth. Chicken or beef. #auspol #Budget2016

JOBS.

Tonight we announce our plan for jobs and growth. To support jobs and growth, you need jobs and growth. That's why jobs and growth #auspol

AND.

Can't wait to see the count off the words jobs and growth

GROWTH.

Congratulations! If you picked "jobs and growth" in the #Budget16 drinking game, you have died

JOBS.

AND.

┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) Jobs and Growth ┳┻|⊂ノ ┻┳| #Budget2016

GROWTH.

"Jobs and growth" in the 1st 10 seconds - if I scull every time I hear this I will be under the table by half-time #scudget #auspol

JOBS.

Gutsy choice to work for 'jobs and growth' total curve ball, incredible #Budget2016

AND.

Well "jobs and growth" has already been said so much that the phrase has lost all meaning #budget2016

GROWTH??????

Jobs and growth. Jobs and growth. Jobs and growth. ... #Budget2016

JOBS.

If I hear " jobs and growth" one more time.... #Budget2016

AND.

Jobs and growth REMEMBER THAT PEOPLE! #Budget2016

GROWTH :')

if I hear the words jobs and growth once more I think I will scream LOUDER! "Budget Night" #auspol #Budget2016

Hold me.