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    Posted on Jul 7, 2014

    27 Examples Of Salad Porn That Will Make You Never Want To Eat Anything Else Again

    SALAD IS GOD. SALAD IS LIFE.

    Let's set the mood. Go ahead and press play.

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    1. OH YEAHHHHHHHHHH

    2. OH YEAHHHHHHHHH

    3. OH YEAHHHHHHH

    4. THIS SALAD IS BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLLLL

    5. THIS SALAD IS EVEN MORE BEAUTIFULLLLLLL

    6. OH YEAHHHHHH

    7. OH YEAHHHHHHH

    8. OH YEAHHHHHHH

    9. CHIKA CHIKAAAAAHHHH

    10. OH OH.

    11. OH OH.

    12. OH OH.

    13. SUCH A GOOOOOOD TIMEE

    14. A REALLY GOOOOOD TIME

    15. OH OH.

    16. CHIKA CHIKKAAAAAAA

    17. OH OH.

    18. OH OH.

    19. OH OH.

    20. OH OH.

    21. BEAUTIFULLLLL

    22. OH OH.

    23. OHHHH YEAHHHHHHH.

    24. CHIKA CHIKKAAAAAAAA

    25. CHIKA CHIKKAAAAAAAA

    26. CHIKA CHIKKKKKAAAAAAAA

    27. CHIKA CHIKKKKAAAA

    Was that as good for you as it was for me?