Buzz·Posted on 29 Jan 201514 Things All Pale Australians Know To Be True"BUT YOU'RE SO WHITE?? YOU DON'T LOOK AUSTRALIAN??"by Brad EspositoBuzzFeed News Reporter, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. People are always saying stupid things to you like "you don't *look* Australian." Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 2. You try really hard to tan... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 3. Because everywhere you look, it seems everyone is blessed with olive skin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 4. Summer to you is just another word for sunburn. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 5. You have a lot of hats... Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 6. Even though hats no doubt look shit on you. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 7. You become the lord of winter apparell. Because this is your time to shine. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 8. But, as if to mock you, everyone that was tan, stays tan. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 9. Instagram is painful during the summer. View this photo on Instagram 10. Flash photography makes you look like an ethereal elf queen. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 11. There isn't enough sunscreen in the country to protect your porcelain skin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 12. And you think that wearing white will make you look more tan. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 13. When people call you "pasty" a little part of you dies inside. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF 14. And no one will ever, ever understand. Except for your fellow pale-kin. Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF