7. We adopted Redfoo and crafted him into what he has become.
8. Oh, and we did the same thing to The Madden Brothers.
9. Seal is more than “that guy who sang ‘Kiss From a Rose’” over here.
13. A lot of us aren’t actually that tanned, and we get sunburned a lot.
15. Our police are afraid of the water.
Or crocs, whatever.
16. No one really likes any of our politicians.
17. We kinda started the Masterchef thing.
Started in the UK, made better Down Under. Kinda like the whole population.