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The 18 Greatest Things To Ever Happen On "Real Housewives Of Melbourne"

So. Much. Shade.

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1. When Andrea gave us ALL the finger:

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2. When Jackie told us what does / doesn't define her:

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3. And when Gina mentioned the **horror** of flat shoes:

4. Or that time she unleashed some #realtalk:

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5. Or the time she won the battle before it even began:

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6. Or did anything:

Y'know, just playin' tennis in my pink heels.
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Y'know, just playin' tennis in my pink heels.

7. Actually, every time Gina said anything:

8. Everything about this moment:

9. When Lydia delivered this burn:

10. And then when Gina straight up DESTROYED HER in response:

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11. The South Africa / Zimbabwe debacle:

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12. When Jackie said her husband looked "like a Mexican."

13. And then said he looked "like Johnny fuckin' Depp."

14. Pretty much everything Jackie ever said:

15. The liquid lunch:

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16. When Andrea confessed she didn't know how to spell Viagra:

17. When Janet introduced us to her world:

18. And when Lydia got everyone (including herself) just a little bit confused: