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18 Reasons Matt Preston Should Be Every Australian's God

"Our Matt Preston, who art in culinary heaven, hallowed be thy name."

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4. We're talkin' about a guy who owns over 100 fucking cravats.

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I literally don't own 100 of anything. And I'm not saying that in that irritating teenage girl "OMG literally!" way where it has no substance. I mean it. Literally.

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5. While the rest of the Masterchef judges joke about the size of a cucumber like fucking four-year-olds, Matt looks down at them like the peasants they are.

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