This is SBS newsreader Lee Lin Chin.
1. When she said it how it is:
Just a reminder to everyone, war is stupid.
2. And gave genuine business advice:
If you name your venue a "performance space" be prepared to declare bankruptcy within a year.
3. When she crushed her suitors:
"Why don't you love me?" - everyman who's ever spoken to me.
4. When she helped others with their careers:
If your job title is "media personality" you don't have a job.
5. When she said what everyone was thinking:
My New Years resolution, Daniel Craig.
6. When she stopped all this baby-lovin':
Your baby isn't special, it's just a poop machine that's a drain on our resources.
7. When she explained her love for a song:
I'm not vain, the song is about me.
8. When she got ~deep~.
Art is essentially masturbation, ultimately useless and selfish.
9. When she offered up a pretty good argument for single life:
Lee Lin, why are you single? So I can enjoy my King Double bed without some sweaty idiot hogging the sheets.
10. When she came up with the best Valentine's Day plan:
#ValentinesDayAdvice you don't need anyone, you're amazing & no one can compete. Drink a beer in the park by yourself & judge everyone else.
11. When she got introspective:
Let's face facts, TV presenters and newsreaders are just people who wanted to be famous but couldn't act or sing.
12. When she acknowledged the stupidity of her friends:
All my childhood friends have grandchildren, HAHA! What boring idiots!
13. When she dissed her challengers:
Thank god #MardiGras is over. It's the only time of year anyone comes close to competing with my wardrobe.
14. When she delivered this sick burn:
"Hey Lee Lin what are you doing tonight?" "Your Mum!" #burn
15. And when she was sure of her future:
I'll die as I lived, alone by choice #bachelorettelife
Continue to slay, Lee Lin, continue to slay.
