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"Cmon kids, we're going to parly to watch the budget." "But daaaad..." "Get in the car."
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we don't need defence jobs we need uh, app jobs, fund my $50 billion dollar submarine app #Budget2016
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Why do single childless people always get nothing in the budget. Where is my 100mil on bar & cafe subsidies
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YOU: reading the budget like a big nerd ME: went to the aquarium and saw hella fish
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Chris Bowen always looks so sad, so I think "chin up, son", but he doesn't have one, and then I feel sad.
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insane... 7:31pm and Scott Morrison has already announced $500 million he's spending on gameboy colour games...wtf
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$160 million for the plebiscite, babey!!1! #Budget2016
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sales: these figures dont match your narrative scomo: hubububbu hubbuuu... wububbu.... hbubuubu... growth
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Didn't quite expect the modern slavery for young people idea in #Budget2016 - that's new.
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Fair to say that’s one of the best first-time budgets since Joe Hockey’s first budget in 2014 #Budget2016
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This half-hour Scott Morrison show is probably the weakest of the ABC's Comedy Showroom. #Budget2016
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Barnaby was scratching wax out of his ears the entire talk #Budget2016
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PHEW! You now can not top up your super more than $500,000 a year. Thats such a relief for those on $37,500 a year #auspol #budget2016
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the life of ScoMo
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The PaTH to full-time work: Work 12 weeks for $4p/h Maybe get offered the job as a casual Pray 🙏
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instead of 160 million for a plebiscite, why not just pass marriage equality & give that money to people who need it. bizarre idea i know
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I'm looking forward to shelling out $20 an hour to have three teens do all my work and two more fight to the death for my entertainment.