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Kangaroos Are Actually Disgusting: And This Is Why

And you think your childhood was rough... Warning: contains kanga vaginas.

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Instead of laying eggs, kangaroos produce their young without any form of protective shell.

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(Well, they're not platypus are they?)

Straight out of the womb they embark on a perilous battle against the most powerful foe in the world: GRAVITY.

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Somehow they JUST KNOW to travel to their mothers pouch?!

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They're basically CLIMBING MT. EVEREST BEFORE THEY'RE REALLY ALIVE.

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They weigh LESS THAN A LUMP OF SUGAR!!!

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I mean look at them. They're like gummy bears.

Oh and did I mention they do all of this WITH NO BACK LEGS?!

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It's not exactly the most...beautiful...of births.

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But they're kinda...cute...

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Adorable!

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So sweet!

Once they finish their journey and finally make it into the pouch they chill there for 9 MORE MONTHS.

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The joey is ready to step outside after almost a year of waiting.

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AND THEN THEY'RE FREE!!

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So next time you complain about puberty, remember all the shit the kangaroo has to go through.

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