I eat a lot of Vegemite.I greet people with "G'day."I own a boomerang.I say "crikey."I live in an area that has a lot of kangaroos.I own a didgeridoo.I wear a lot of Rip Curl clothing.I wear a lot of Billabong clothing.I wear a lot of Quicksilver clothing.I drink a lot of beer.I drink Fosters.I have wrestled a crocodile.I can surf.I live by the beach.I'm a little bit racist.I'm very racist.I own an Akubra hat.I'm constantly sunburnt.I'm really tan.I have been bitten by a spider.I have been bitten by a snake.I call women "sheilas"I travel a lot.I barbecue most of my food.I watch 'Neighbours' all the time.I watch 'Home and Away' all the time.I love INXS.I love AC/DC.I love Cold Chisel.I wear thongs everywhere.I wear thongs and jeans.I have a Southern Cross tattoo.I drive a ute.I drive either a Holden or a Ford but NOT BOTH.A dingo stole my baby.I say "yeh nah."I love a good meat pie.I have been 'walkabout.'I live/have lived in the Outback.I have a hat with corks on it.I love a good Chiko roll.I ride a kangaroo to work.I have a pet kangaroo.I love John Farnham.I'm always drunk.I call McDonald's "Maccas."I shorten most words.I love my AFL.I call soccer "wogball."I found this whole checklist offensive.I'm better than this.I own a Hills Hoist.