I eat a lot of Vegemite.I greet people with "G'day."I own a boomerang.I say "crikey."I live in an area that has a lot of kangaroos.I own a didgeridoo.I wear a lot of Rip Curl clothing.I wear a lot of Billabong clothing.I wear a lot of Quicksilver clothing.I drink a lot of beer.I drink Fosters.I have wrestled a crocodile.I can surf.I live by the beach.I'm a little bit racist.I'm very racist.I own an Akubra hat.I'm constantly sunburnt.I'm really tan.I have been bitten by a spider.I have been bitten by a snake.I call women "sheilas"I travel a lot.I barbecue most of my food.I watch 'Neighbours' all the time.I watch 'Home and Away' all the time.I love INXS.I love AC/DC.I love Cold Chisel.I wear thongs everywhere.I wear thongs and jeans.I have a Southern Cross tattoo.I drive a ute.I drive either a Holden or a Ford but NOT BOTH.A dingo stole my baby.I say "yeh nah."I love a good meat pie.I have been 'walkabout.'I live/have lived in the Outback.I have a hat with corks on it.I love a good Chiko roll.I ride a kangaroo to work.I have a pet kangaroo.I love John Farnham.I'm always drunk.I call McDonald's "Maccas."I shorten most words.I love my AFL.I call soccer "wogball."I found this whole checklist offensive.I'm better than this.I own a Hills Hoist.
How Stereotypically Australian Are You?
You're not a stereotype at all! You had a very different upbringing. You're down to Earth and easy going, but you don't see what all the fuss is about kangaroos.
A small teenie-tiny part of you is small teenie-tiny bit stereotypical. And there's nothing wrong with that. Sometimes things are stereotypes because they're true - and you fill that void - eating up all the vegemite whilst you walk around in your thongs. Keep it up!
You're a pretty stereotypical Aussie. You roam around munching on vegemite sandwiches wondering why the rest of Australia isn't like you. You're a healthy dose of your own personality and the personality pressed on to you by Australia's media.
G'day mate, how's it goin? You're a true-blue Aussie. You know that 'yeah' sometimes means 'nah' and you know that pride in your country is one of the best things there is. You can rock an Akubra hat and sometimes (but only sometimes) you can throw a boomerang and get it to come back to you.
How do you exist? Wow, you've really scored through the charts! It would be wise to head to Hollywood, you oughta be in movies!