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How Much Do You Hate Kids?

Too old to be cute, too young to be cool.

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    Diapers.
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    Dirty diapers.
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    When a child walks in front of you, slowly.
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    When a child walks besides you.
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    When a child will not stop asking you "why?"
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    When a child cries in public.
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    When a child cries in private.
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    When a child cries on a plane.
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    When a child is on a leash.
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    When a child invades your personal space.
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    When a child coughs and doesn't cover its mouth.
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    When a child sneezes and doesn't cover its nose.
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    When a child picks its nose.
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    When you see a child being loved.
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    When a child laughs.
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    When a child smiles.
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    When a child does that thing where they fall over, act fine, see you're concerned and THEN begin crying.
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    When a child sings.
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    When a child screams.
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    When children yell for no reason.
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    When a child sits next to you on the bus.
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    When a child kicks your chair.
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    When a child ruins the peace and quiet.
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    When a mother walks past you with a flock of children.
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    Children's birthday parties.
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    When a child says "I'm sorry" and you know they don't mean it.
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    More than one child in a room at once.
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    When people bring their children into work.
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    Children on bikes.
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    Children running.
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    Children on scooters.
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    Children with Heelies.
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    When a child eats.
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    When a child drinks.
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    When a child skips.
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    When a child throws a tantrum.
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    When a child throws a tantrum in public.
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    When a child talks to you in baby talk and you're just expected to understand them.
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    When a child refuses to fall asleep.
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    When a child thinks they can do something better than you.
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    When a child draws a picture.
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    When a child draws a picture of you.
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    When a child says "I hate you!"
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    When a child is in the same room as you.
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    When a child is in a movie.
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    When a child is in a movie theatre.
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    When people bring their children to a restaurant.
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    When there's children staying in the same hotel as you.
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    When someone shows you photos of their child and they expect you to think it is cute.
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    When every second photo on your Facebook feed is a child.
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    When a child bumps into you.
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    When a child calls you names.
 
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