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How Australian Are You?

You're all welcome. But some are more welcome than others.

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  1. 1. It's Christmas day and your family is coming over for dinner. What do you cook?

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    Chuck some shrimp on the barbie!
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    A nice leg of pineapple-glazed ham.
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    A lamb chop or two, maybe some grilled asparagus.
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    Meat. Any type. Cooked for two seconds on each side and slammed on a plate bloody.
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    A seafood spread of prawns, barramundi, Balmain bugs and some lemon wedges
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    I'll probably order take-out.
  2. 2. You've noticed you're putting on a few pounds. You:

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    Join the local gym and try to eat a little healthier.
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    Go on a citrus-detox cleanse.
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    Take some martial arts.
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    Fuck it. I've come this far. May as well keep going.
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    Take up cross-fit and follow a strict 5000 calorie a day meal plan.
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    Liposuction. Always.
  3. 3. You have nothing planned for the night so you:

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    Invite some friends over to hang out.
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    Go out to a restaurant for a nice dinner with your partner.
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    Masturbate.
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    Go to the gym - maybe use the spa - and catch a late movie with some friends.
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    Have some mates over to get on the piss!
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    What is 'the piss?'
  4. 4. A coworker is eating their lunch at their desk and the smell is exceedingly undesirable. You:

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    Ask him if he could go eat somewhere else.
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    Go get your own smelly food and commence your battle of the senses.
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    Don't say a word.
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    Tell them that if they're not gonna share they need to eat somewhere else.
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    Ask for some of their food.
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    Assault them.
  5. 5. Someone insults your mother. You:

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    Punch 'em right in the mouth.
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    Confront them, but when the situation escalates change the subject.
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    Whip out your knife and use intimidation tactics.
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    Ignore them.
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    Insult their mother in return.
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    Call them "mate," but ask them to apologise to your mother.
  6. 6. Time for breakfast! What do you reach for?

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    The Vegemite!
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    The bacon and eggs!
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    Avocado on toast!
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    Water. Just water.
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    I don't eat breakfast.
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    Meat. Some kind of meat.
  7. 7. Your 'around the house' clothes are:

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    A singlet, shorts, and flip-flops.
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    I don't have a house.
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    Dressing gown.
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    Nothin' beats my Levi 501's.
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    A wife-beater, stubbies and thongs.
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    Pyjamas.
  8. 8. You've cut yourself pretty bad and need medical attention. You:

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    Wrap a tea-towel around it and hope the bleeding stops.
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    Call your partner to help you.
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    Ignore it.
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    Don't call the doctor because you can't afford it.
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    Head straight to hospital because medicare will cover it.
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    Chop the limb off and live without it.
  9. 9. How many times a week have you said the word "mate?"

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    1-2
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    3-5
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    10-20
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    Why would I call anyone "mate?"
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    I can't count that many.
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    0, but only because I don't have any mates.
  10. 10. You can only listen to one band for the rest of your life. You pick:

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    Slim Dusty
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    Adele
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    I'd rather complete silence.
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    Backstreet Boys
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    AC/DC
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    Cold Chisel

How Australian Are You?

You got: Paul Hogan

You were ounce the most Australian thing out there - but over time you have sold out both you and your countries identity. But you're rich. So there's that.

Paul Hogan
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You got: Julia Gillard

You're strong, independent and Australia's first female Prime Minister. Shame that your ability to make friends within the Labor party didn't quite go to plan.

Julia Gillard
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You got: Jackie Chan

You couldn't be less Australian. Shame.

Jackie Chan
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You got: Russell Crowe

So you've got a bit of a temper...Who doesn't? In truth you're not really Australian at all - having been born in another country - but you've adopted our lifestyle and really fit in well. So you're allowed to stay.

Russell Crowe
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You got: Hugh Jackman

You're so Australian you're best friends with the man who owns all the media in Australia - Ruport Murdoch. You're so Australian that when you sneeze, Vegemite comes out. You're so Australian that...you're Hugh Jackman.

Hugh Jackman
Via Twitter: @RealHughJackman
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You got: Portia De Rossi

It's sad really. You were once Australian, but now you don't even talk with an accent :( Why you gotta be like that?

Portia De Rossi
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