These Fan Messages For A Football Player’s Birthday Are Really Weird

“I get called short cnut all the time.”

1. Hayden Ballantyne is a professional AFL player for Fremantle Football Club, and someone is trying to wish him the happiest of happy birthdays.

Anyone can leave him a birthday message, and the best one will be written on a cake and sent to him.

2. There’s a lot of weird shit.

8. Even his mother gets involved:

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Brad Esposito is a news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.
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