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    46 Essential Life Lessons "Malcolm In The Middle" Taught You

    You're not the boss of me now.

    1. Your life dramatically changes at the age of 22.

    2. Never stop discovering.

    3. Dogs, whilst smelling terrible, are amazing.

    4. And cats can be difficult to look after.

    5. Sometimes you need to be serious and quit it with the jokes.

    6. Never underestimate what your mother is capable of.

    7. Remember: people mocked Einstein too.

    8. Pizza is a wonderful thing.

    9. God can't do everything.

    10. If you're new to the dating scene, don't be afraid to ask for help from a seasoned professional.

    11. Ego is the enemy.

    12. TV is VERY important.

    13. Figure out new ways to use old things.

    14. Know your weaknesses.

    15. Don't get your hopes up.

    16. No one beats Sub-Zero.

    17. Sometimes your social life can be distracting.

    18. Watch out for mirrors.

    19. Listen to police.

    20. Growing up is about realizing how the world works.

    21. Respect everyone.

    22. You can't pick your family.

    23. Find yourself a reliable way to keep from getting bored.

    24. Sometimes your prayers will go unanswered.

    25. Running away from home isn't always what it's cracked up to be.

    26. You can't explain attraction.

    27. Karma's a bitch.

    28. Consider other perspectives.

    29. Marriage means getting closer to someone than you expect.

    30. Punish thine enemies.

    31. Sometimes it's best to keep your mouth shut.

    32. Don't read too much into a situation.

    33. Question everything.

    34. Always have excuses.

    35. Ignorance is bliss.

    36. You could be something to someone else without even realizing.

    37. Never compromise.

    38. Sometimes life isn't fair.

    39. Learn things. Be disruptive. Ask questions.

    40. There are two levels of "hot."

    41. Nothing quite beats a normal conversation.

    42. Don't let others censor you.

    43. The working world is a confusing place.

    44. Remember your family.

    45. Your elders can irritate you sometimes. Let it go.

    46. And at the end of the day, all you can do is live your life with kindness and decency.