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when you skype your parents and dad still can't deal with you being gay but mum is at least trying
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when macca's introduced 24hr breakfast
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This Johnny Depp apology video is the Dark Souls of apology videos.
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Ranking of Johnny Depp’s worst acting performances: 4. The Tourist 3. Pirates 3 2. Apology to Australia video 1. Mordecai
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children: biosecurity is lame, and bogus barnaby joyce: heres johnny depp pleading for mercy with his eyes children: YAY I LOVE BIOSECURITY
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Depp: ...*sighs*...furthermore, your Deputy Prime Minister is a handsome man and I would turn gay for him. Barnaby: more
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I think my favourite bit is right at the start when Depp goes to read Heard's line but then realises he is a second tier character
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Amber Heard: Brocklesnitch is a wonderful island Me holding a gun to Boo's head: LOUDER AMBER
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America 2016: a fascist revolution by ersatz wig emperor Australia 2016: deputy Prime Minister extracts confession from Edward Scissorhands
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Johnny Depp is Australia's newest feral species (I anticipate going viral Down Under any second now...)
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How did Joyce even get them to do that can we humiliate celebrities by LAW
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I see that video after a 13 hour flight from Dubai, you best believe I'm chucking my bananas into the bin.
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welcome to australia. here's a cattle prod to use if you see a refugee. please dont bring in anything that will make our spiders sick.
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dont email my wifes dogs
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Barnaby forces them to rename Pistol to “Barky McBarkface”