If "Harry Potter" Were Told Through "Friends" Episodes

    The One Where They Figure Out the Exact Function of a Rubber Duck.

    1. The One With the Boggart

    2. The One Where Hermione Needed to Sort Out Her Priorities

    3. The One Where Oliver Wood Made Everything Subtly Sexual

    4. The One Where Bellatrix Was So Damn Thirsty for Voldemort

    5. The One Where Seamus Blew Something Up

    6. The One With the World Champion Quidditch Player

    7. The One Where McGonagall Was a Boss Bitch

    8. The One When Harry Was an Angsty Teenager

    9. The One Where No One Followed Any School Rules

    10. The One Where Harry Was a Sassy Bitch

    11. The One Where Filch's Cat Dies

    12. The One Where Filch Tries to Reintroduce Capitol Punishment

    13. The One Where Dumbledore Could Have Saved Everyone a Lot of Time

    14. The One Where Gryffindor Gets 500 House Points for No Reason, Really

    15. The One Where Umbridge Was Almost Worse Than Voldemort

    16. The One With the Sorting Hat

    17. The One With Dumbledore's Brother and a Goat

    18. The One With the Dementor

    19. The One Where Everyone Gets Loaded on Butterbeer

    20. The One Where Snape Showed Extreme Favouritism

    21. The One Where Hermione Turns Into a Cat

    22. The One Where Fred and George Did the Perfect Prank

    23. The One Where They Got Lost in Knockturn Alley

    24. The One That Draco's Father Heard About

    25. The One Where The Dursleys Go to the Zoo

    26. The One Where There Are Far More Important Things Than Books and Cleverness

    27. The One Where Hermione Saved Everyone's Arse

    28. The One Where Hermione Saved Everyone's Arses (Again)

    29. The One Where Dudley Became Wider Than He Was Tall

    30. The One Where Sirius Made Bad Life Choices

    31. The One With the Triwizard Tournament

    32. The One Where Every Hogwarts Student Got Obese From All the Feasts

    33. The One Where Gilderoy Got His Hair Done

    34. The One Where Peeves Steals Neville's Books

    35. The One Where They All Met Aragog

    36. The One Where Ron Ate a Vomit-Flavoured Bertie Bott

    37. The One Where Neville Turned Out to Be Cool

    38. The One Where Hermione Was 100% Done With Everyone's Crap

    39. The One When They Stole a Flying Car

    40. The One When Ron Got a Howler

    41. The One When Petunia Was a Jealous Bitch

    42. The One When Ron Became Roonil Wazlib

    43. The One Where Ron Had the Emotional Range of a Teaspoon

    44. The One Where They Solemnly Swore They Were Up to No Good

    45. The One Where They All Took Liquid Luck

    46. The One Where Rita Skeeter Ruined Everything

    47. The One With Draco, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret

    48. The One Where Snape Saved the Day

    49. The One Where Harry Was Dumbledore's Man Through and Through

    50. The One Where Fudge Made a Complete Idiot of Himself

    51. The One With the Time-Turner

    52. The One With the Exact Purpose of a Rubber Duck

    53. The One Where Cho Cried Because Harry Kissed Her

    54. The One Where They Found the Room of Requirement

    55. The One With the Regurgitating Toilet in Bethnal Green

    56. The One With the Vanishing Cabinet

    57. The One Where Harry Reminds Everyone He's an Orphan

    58. The One Where Harry Got a Coathanger for Christmas

    59. The One Where Dobby Died

    60. The One Where They Raised Harry Like a Pig for Slaughter

    61. The One Where Snape Killed Dumbledore

    62. The One With the Grim

    63. The One Where Hermione Slapped Malfoy Right in the Face

    64. The One Where Harry Discovers the Prefect's Bathroom

    65. The One With the Band That Needs No Introduction

    66. The One With the Jinxed Broomstick

    67. The One Where Trelawney Made a Real Prediction

    68. The One With the Swallowed Snitch

    69. The One Where Dobby Gets a Sock

    70. The One With the Moving Staircases

    71. The One Where Harry Couldn't Even Go Into a Bookstore Without Making the Front Page

    72. The One With Hagrid's Dad

    73. The One With the Other Minister

    74. The One Where Ron Just Got Long Hair All of a Sudden and Went Through Puberty in, Like, Two Years

    75. The One With the One-Sided Media Coverage

    76. The One With Rita Skeeter

    77. The One With the Quick Quotes Quill

    78. The One Where the Weasley Twins Bounced Snowballs Off Voldemort's Face

    79. The One With the Dark Mark

    80. The One With U-NO-POO

    81. The One When Mad-Eye Moody Did Mean Things to a Spider

    82. The One With Babbity Rabbity

    83. The One Where All Was Well