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    Nov 5, 2014

    19 Things Drake Definitely Says

    "Find her..."

    1.

    Drake buys a balloon from a street vendor. "Find her," he whispers, and lets it float away into the sky.

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    Drake buys a balloon from a street vendor. "Find her," he whispers, and lets it float away into the sky.

    8:08 AM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2.

    "All of these crutches and I still can't stand you."

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    "All of these crutches and I still can't stand you."

    8:09 AM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3.

    Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads. "Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"

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    Disneyland. Winter. Drake studies a map of the theme park. "YOU ARE HERE", the sign reads.

    "Yeah," Drake mutters. "But where is she?"

    8:09 AM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4.

    "Trick or treat!" "No tricks, kids. Just treat her right," Drake says. He hands them an apple each and returns to his armchair.

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    "Trick or treat!"

    "No tricks, kids. Just treat her right," Drake says. He hands them an apple each and returns to his armchair.

    10:16 AM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5.

    TSA security stops Drake. "Sir, we need to search your satchel." He thinks to himself, "You won't find her."

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    TSA security stops Drake. "Sir, we need to search your satchel." He thinks to himself, "You won't find her."

    2:48 AM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6.

    Drake has a tinder, but has never swiped right. He softly says "it's because none of them are her" as he smiles and looks at the ground.

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    Drake has a tinder, but has never swiped right. He softly says "it's because none of them are her" as he smiles and looks at the ground.

    4:21 AM - 03 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    Hospital. A woman is going in for heart surgery. Drake grabs her hand. "We'll get through this," he says, "I know how a broken heart feels."

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    Hospital. A woman is going in for heart surgery. Drake grabs her hand. "We'll get through this," he says, "I know how a broken heart feels."

    1:12 PM - 23 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8.

    When Drake says "0-100 real quick" remember he's Canadian, so he means kilometers not miles. So he's really going 0-60 kind of quick

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    When Drake says "0-100 real quick" remember he's Canadian, so he means kilometers not miles. So he's really going 0-60 kind of quick

    12:44 PM - 23 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9.

    drake says we can crash at his house if we read him a bedtime story

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    drake says we can crash at his house if we read him a bedtime story

    11:18 AM - 27 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    "Any dessert for you, sir?" "Oh no thank you, I'm stuffed!" Drake says, flashing a fake smile. "Stuffed, yet so empty," he thinks.

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    "Any dessert for you, sir?"

    "Oh no thank you, I'm stuffed!" Drake says, flashing a fake smile. "Stuffed, yet so empty," he thinks.

    12:25 AM - 04 Aug 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11.

    A taxi pulls up. Drake gets in. "Where to, sir?" the driver asks. "Just drive," Drake whispers. "Just drive."

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    A taxi pulls up. Drake gets in. "Where to, sir?" the driver asks. "Just drive," Drake whispers. "Just drive."

    3:36 AM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12.

    Drake hands over his passport at the terminal. "Destination, sir?" Drake shakes his head. "Somewhere else," he whispers.

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    Drake hands over his passport at the terminal. "Destination, sir?" Drake shakes his head. "Somewhere else," he whispers.

    7:42 AM - 05 Nov 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13.

    Drake gazes at a group of schoolchildren playing and laughing on a playground. Turning away he whispered," all I did was cry as a child."

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    Drake gazes at a group of schoolchildren playing and laughing on a playground. Turning away he whispered," all I did was cry as a child."

    11:49 AM - 27 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    Doing his math homework, drake comes across the question "find x." Tears roll down his face. "I've been trying to lose her."

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    Doing his math homework, drake comes across the question "find x." Tears roll down his face. "I've been trying to lose her."

    1:44 PM - 17 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    15.

    Afternoon. Driving on a road. Drake see's a squirrel. Swerving to avoid it he crashes into a tree. "I'd rather it be me than you," he said.

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    Afternoon. Driving on a road. Drake see's a squirrel. Swerving to avoid it he crashes into a tree.

    "I'd rather it be me than you," he said.

    6:45 AM - 05 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16.

    Drake falls and scrapes his knee. To the trickling blood he begs, "please don't leave me. She already did"

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    Drake falls and scrapes his knee. To the trickling blood he begs, "please don't leave me. She already did"

    1:48 PM - 02 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17.

    Winter. Late evening. Drake pulls a blanket over his cold body. "Nobody has given me this much comfort my whole life," he thinks to himself.

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    Winter. Late evening. Drake pulls a blanket over his cold body. "Nobody has given me this much comfort my whole life," he thinks to himself.

    1:09 PM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18.

    "Dad, I got an A+!" Drakes son exclaims. "Son, life isn't about grades, it's about treating her right," drake explains softly

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    "Dad, I got an A+!" Drakes son exclaims.

    "Son, life isn't about grades, it's about treating her right," drake explains softly

    12:49 PM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19.

    Rainy day. Hailstorm. Drake stumbles on the sidewalk. A passerby offers to help him up. "Don't" he says. "Nobody has helped me up before"

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    Rainy day. Hailstorm. Drake stumbles on the sidewalk. A passerby offers to help him up. "Don't" he says. "Nobody has helped me up before"

    12:50 PM - 01 Sep 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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