Behold, the item of your drunken dreams: Pizza Hut Australia has created a new Doritos crust.
Pizza Hut introduces Doritos Crust Pizza.
The proclaimed "crust innovation" uses "clever cheese technology" to create a barrier of delicious cheese and crunchy — in what many are calling humanity's peak achievement.
The crust, which doesn't (but should) come with a free Mountain Dew, is understandably creating shockwaves online.
I refuse to remain calm about Doritos crust pizza. I refuse.
They have Doritos in Pizza crusts now. Stop everything immediately
"Pizza Hut Just Unveiled a Crust Made Entirely of Cheese and Doritos" I WARNED YOU!
I must find a pizza Hut to try it's new doritos crust pizza if it's the last thing I do
As well as a fair amount of anger, confusion, and disgust.
The Doritos stuffed crust pizza looks truly disgusting.
A Doritos-crusted pizza? Seeing that is enough to make me go #paleo.
The world will never be the same.
Doritos pizza. Jesus fucking wept