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A Politician Was Hit In The Face With A Dildo And He Seemed To Take It Pretty Well

As well as anyone could take a dildo in the face.

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Here is New Zealand's Economic Development Minister Steven Joyce during a press conference. He's speaking on behalf of NZ Prime Minister John Key in Waitangi.

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Waitangi is the traditional place of celebration for New Zealand’s national day which takes place annually on February 6 and marks the signing of the Treaty of Waitangi. The treaty, which heralded a declaration of British sovereignty over New Zealand, was signed by representatives of the British Crown and a group of northern chiefs in 1840. Waitangi Day has since become contentious for some Māori, and since 1971 people have protested against race relations within New Zealand, as well as the loss of Māori land.

What follows is a frame-by-frame breakdown of the moments that preempted, and followed, the dildo being thrown.

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2. In this frame, we can see the first signs of a dildo being thrown. The woman from the previous frame has now taken her attention towards Steven Joyce's face, probably anticipating the dildo hitting it.

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The long haired blonde woman, now in the centre of frame, is curious as to what's about to occur.

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Here is the complete event in gif form:

This is an extremely unfortunate gif

And here is the video:

View this video on YouTube

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Steven Joyce really seems pretty OK with the whole thing.

Someone send the gif over to John Oliver so we can get it over with..