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People Are Laughing At This Dude Who Broke Into Someone’s Home And Just Crawled Along The Floor

*Theme from Mission Impossible starts playing.*

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Footage has been released by police of a thief sliding along the floor of a Brighton, Victoria, property and he's since been dubbed the "Brighton Creepy Crawly".

There he is, skuttlin' along.

Victoria Police

Around 3:40pm on Tuesday a man entered the house via its office and attempted to remove two heavy safes. He failed – leaving empty-handed – but that's not what grabbed people's attention. Instead, it's the method by which the mystery burglar entered the office that has generated much interest.

me sliding into ur DMS https://t.co/haLO3Mcofx

what. is. happening. https://t.co/zqG1UoHKYx

This works best if you hum the Mission Impossible theme over the top https://t.co/NSjKPr7KTN

The footage certainly showed how much cooler movies seem to make breaking and entering look.

@VictoriaPolice Makes you realise how cool stuff in movies looks creepy in real world.

When you've seen movies https://t.co/Pn17rrK7Xk

The man, believed to be aged about 30 to 40, has not yet been identified by police. But one thing we know for sure — the dude does not like walking.

Brad Esposito is a news reporter for BuzzFeed and is based in Sydney, Australia.

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