1. Be assertive.
2. Know what you're looking for.
3. Be sure to list your dog's most noticeable features.
4. Like, y'know, his testicles.
5. Pick a good photo where your bitch looks fabulous.
6. "Dog" is a subjective term.
7. And so is puppy.
8. Really, it's never nice to lose a pet.
9. And a big reward gets you a big response.
10. If you find a dog, let people know.
11. Even if it's "not housebroken."
12. Or not even the same species.
13. Or a dawg.
14. OR THE ACTUAL FLYER.
15. And always always always ALWAYS be clear.
