29 Reasons Benn Harradine Is The Man You Wish You Were

Including you, ladies.

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2. This is Benn Harradine's grandma.

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3. This is Benn Harradine without his shirt on, standing by a lake.

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4. And this is Benn Harradine throwing a discus.

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5. Benn Harradine is an Australian Olympian discus thrower.

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6. Benn Harradine can throw a discus really far.

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7. Some people might think that that's all Benn Harradine does.

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8. But those people would be WRONG.

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9. Here he is throwing a tartan umbrella.

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10. Here he is throwing a meat pie (with tomato sauce).

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11. Here he is throwing an avocado.

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12. Here he is throwing baked beans.

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13. Here he is throwing two minute noodles.

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14. And here he is throwing a hummus filled sock (lol).

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15. Here's Benn Harradine being Scottish.

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16. And here's Benn Harradine with his guitar.

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Did I hear someone say MULTI-TALENTED!?!?!

17. This is Benn Harradine's dad.

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18. He straight up doesn't give a fuck about you or your problems.

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19. He only cares about his son.

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21. Benn Harradine and his dad don't give a fuck.

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22. And Benn Harradine's mum doesn't give a fuck about you either.

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23. Benn Harradine has better boobs than you.

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24. Benn Harradine has better arms than you.

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25. Benn Harradine has a better dog than you.

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26. Benn Harradine showers better than you.

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27. Benn Harradine catches fish better than you.

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28. Benn Harradine has a better moustache than you.

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29. And Benn Harradine is better than you. In every way.

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