In Australia, we do not have Thanksgiving. We are a culture that despises the idea of thanking anyone.
At least, that must be the only reason why we don't sit around celebrating it.
Below, I have spliced together the fragments that make up Thanksgiving, and the methods by which everyone enjoys themselves.
I am sorry in advance.
First thing's first: Turkey.
"Autumn" colours. Also, pumpkins.
People "say thanks" for things.
Jazz music. (muzak)
Ultimately, all of these parts come together - in a delicious recipe - to form the ultimate part of Thanksgiving...
A mostly disingenuous, disinterested, family meal!
And that's Thanksgiving. That's it.