Buzz·Posted on 10 Mar 201517 Things Australia Does Better Than AmericaLegit, you guys suck.by Brad EspositoBuzzFeed News Reporter, AustraliaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Breakfast View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Avocado on toast with some mango? Don't mind if I do. 2. Cricket Peter Parks / Getty Images This is a photo of the Australian cricket team, having just beat Sri Lanka in the Cricket World Cup. You guys aren't even in the World Cup. Didn't even qualify. 3. Burgers View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Our burgers are thoughtful and artistically put together. Yours are monstrosities of grease and calories. No thanks. 4. Chocolate View this photo on Instagram instagram.com You know what's weird about your chocolate? It tastes like cardboard. Which isn't a good thing, at least to us. 5. Beer View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Australian beer is best. Promise. 6. Gun control Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF youtube.com Our mid-'90s anti-gun laws have pretty much put a stop to mass shootings and gun-related violence. Which is nice. 7. Fresh air Flickr: chang-er This isn't Australia. This is L.A. I mean... I think it is? Can't really tell through the air pollution. 8. Beaches View this photo on Instagram instagram.com This isn't even a main beach. It's pretty chill, though, and empty. 9. Health Care cfhp.com.au We have had publicly funded universal health care since the '80s. It comes in handy. You should try it. 10. Football Robert Cianflone / Getty Images Soccer, Rugby Union, Rugby League, AFL – whatever you call it, it's better than NFL. We also don't play with padding. Because we're hardcore. 11. University View this photo on Instagram instagram.com With HECS and our already ~relatively~ cheaper university and it's easier to go to university in Australia. We don't have frats, though. But you can keep them. 12. Happiness ABC Australia is (consistently) in the top 20 happiest nations in the world. You guys aren't even in there. 13. Weather View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Need I say more? Also, that's in celsius. 14. Animals View this photo on Instagram instagram.com This is a quokka. It is smiling because it lives in Australia. 15. Coffee View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Sure, you guys tried to bring the flat white to America – but I can guarantee you it's nothing like a real, genuine, Australian flat white. 16. Slang View this photo on Instagram instagram.com The Australian vernacular is interesting, relaxed, and most importantly ~fun~.Yours is just a lot of swearing. 17. Surfing Patricia De Melo Moreira / Getty Images This is Mick Fanning. He wins stuff, and he wins it well.