1. First, watch this:
Just a bunch of Australian 8th graders tryin’ to live their lives drug-free.
37. Time for another MOTHERFUCKIN’ TRANSITION.
40. Thankfully they all spurn her advances
You’re right girl! Your mom WOULD have known.
44. He offers these “pretty girls” some drugs. As we’ve come to expect.
52. And then look who it is! You guessed it. This guy never gives up.
I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been shopping for a car only to be RUDELY PROPOSITIONED to buy crack cocaine. Mark is not impressed.
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