First, watch this: View this video on YouTube youtube.com Just a bunch of Australian 8th graders tryin' to live their lives drug-free. It all starts with two friends just trying to play a game of 8-ball. youtube.com Yes - I'm aware of the pun. And then this guy shows up. youtube.com We find out pretty quickly that he's a bad influence. youtube.com Come on man, leave the kids alone. Luckily 'James' is able to quickly defuse the situation. youtube.com He's got enough troubles in his life already. You know, like that math exam on his 12 times-tables. And it turns out that Mr.Drugdealer was only joking! youtube.com I'm sure we'll NEVER see that guy again. Cue this 'rad' transition. youtube.com Now we're with James again. This time he's with his girlfriend. youtube.com Things seem pretty serious between them. She offers him some 'pills' to give him some energy. youtube.com This poor guy just can't escape the drug culture that is rapidly wrapping itself around him. But no! He's a strong man and he's going to have fun without it. youtube.com Good for you mate. Good for you. And then we get another transition. youtube.com I'm starting to love these. In probably the quickest plot-twist of all time, James is shaking some kid called 'Mark.' youtube.com Things don't look good. We cut to outside where the party continues to rage. youtube.com Is that Coke AND Fanta? My God. James rushes in. It's just as we expected. 8th Grader Mark has "Od'd." Apparently. youtube.com James' girlfriend lets the cat out of the bag. Mark was doing "a lot of drugs earlier today." youtube.com WHY DIDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING One of the party-goers says he'll check if Mark's mom is home. youtube.com But wait a second... youtube.com Look. youtube.com Who. youtube.com It. youtube.com Is. youtube.com It's the drug dealer from before! youtube.com Sick bastard didn't even get changed. But anyway, forget Mark. It's time for another TRANSITION! youtube.com We cut back to this perfectly normal party. youtube.com Because when I go to a party, everyone stands in a perfect U-shape around a girl on a couch. James' girlfriend is not having a good time. youtube.com This poor kid just can't get a break. Hold up. youtube.com Who's that on the left? youtube.com Is that... youtube.com Mark?! youtube.com Well I'm glad he's having a good time. youtube.com Anyway, James is NOT okay with how his girlfriend is acting. youtube.com And why should he be? This girl's trouble. Suddenly, the adult shows up. youtube.com Who apparently doesn't have issues with the 8th graders drinking in his house BUT YOU BETTER NOT TAKE DRUGS. We cut to a completely different angle and he tells James' girlfriend she's gotta go. youtube.com It's the next day at school and James has had enough. It's time to break up with his girlfriend...via text message. youtube.com James' (ex) girlfriend reads the text and realises she's stuffed up. youtube.com "oh my god." Luckily, her friends are able to condole her. youtube.com If by 'condole' you mean 'tell her she has a problem but offer no solutions." Time for another MOTHERFUCKIN' TRANSITION. We're introduced to four new characters. youtube.com And, as is often the case, there's a bad egg in the bunch. youtube.com "I've got some pot here." Thankfully they all spurn her advances You're right girl! Your mom WOULD have known. TRANSITION TIME! youtube.com Now we're back with James' ex-girlfriend and her friends. youtube.com "hahaha oh my God that's so funny." And look who it is. youtube.com He offers these "pretty girls" some drugs. As we've come to expect. They all reject him. Even the girl that was offering pot to her friends in the previous scene! youtube.com People DO change! BOOM! TRANSITION! youtube.com The Drug dealer is back on a mission. youtube.com Oh hey that's Mark. Apparently the best way to deal with a drug dealer is to yell "noooo way." youtube.com Mark = stud. Then the drug dealer tries to sneakily sell to Mark's mates. But they aren't keen because they "might need their little man later." youtube.com We take what has to be a final transition.... youtube.com Oh look, Mark's in a car dealership. youtube.com He's gone from "ODing" to buying a car - all in the same day! And then look who it is! You guessed it. This guy never gives up. I can't tell you how many times I've been shopping for a car only to be RUDELY PROPOSITIONED to buy crack cocaine. Mark is not impressed. Mark tells him he's only interested in a new car. youtube.com "ok." And then the narrator comes in and tells us this is "Rodney" getting his new dream car. Rodney? What? Does Mark have a twin? youtube.com And do they always wear the same clothes? Also why is everyone okay with the fact that a 13 year old just bought a $30,000 car?! youtube.com Two words. Drug Money This better be the final one of these. youtube.com Fucking transitions... And then something we already knew. Gamers don't need drugs to escape their reality - they have video games. youtube.com Oh for FUCKS SAKE. youtube.com Suddenly, we're on a farm. 'Cause that's completely relevant. youtube.com And then this lazy drug dealer decides to try and sell drugs to BOTH the farmer AND the cow. youtube.com "Nah mate, my cows are on a different type of weed." Finally, a last discussion. youtube.com This is the part where you realise you could have just watched the last 15 seconds and walked away happy. See ya later, guys! buzzfeed.com And don't do drugs! I think? I don't know anymore.