First, watch this:
It all starts with two friends just trying to play a game of 8-ball.
And then this guy shows up.
We find out pretty quickly that he's a bad influence.
Luckily 'James' is able to quickly defuse the situation.
And it turns out that Mr.Drugdealer was only joking!
Cue this 'rad' transition.
Now we're with James again. This time he's with his girlfriend.
She offers him some 'pills' to give him some energy.
But no! He's a strong man and he's going to have fun without it.
And then we get another transition.
In probably the quickest plot-twist of all time, James is shaking some kid called 'Mark.'
We cut to outside where the party continues to rage.
James rushes in. It's just as we expected. 8th Grader Mark has "Od'd." Apparently.
James' girlfriend lets the cat out of the bag. Mark was doing "a lot of drugs earlier today."
One of the party-goers says he'll check if Mark's mom is home.
But wait a second...
It's the drug dealer from before!
But anyway, forget Mark. It's time for another TRANSITION!
We cut back to this perfectly normal party.
James' girlfriend is not having a good time.
Who's that on the left?
Well I'm glad he's having a good time.
Anyway, James is NOT okay with how his girlfriend is acting.
Suddenly, the adult shows up.
We cut to a completely different angle and he tells James' girlfriend she's gotta go.
It's the next day at school and James has had enough. It's time to break up with his girlfriend...via text message.
James' (ex) girlfriend reads the text and realises she's stuffed up.
Luckily, her friends are able to condole her.
Time for another MOTHERFUCKIN' TRANSITION.
We're introduced to four new characters.
And, as is often the case, there's a bad egg in the bunch.
Thankfully they all spurn her advances
Now we're back with James' ex-girlfriend and her friends.
And look who it is.
He offers these "pretty girls" some drugs. As we've come to expect.
They all reject him. Even the girl that was offering pot to her friends in the previous scene!
The Drug dealer is back on a mission.
Apparently the best way to deal with a drug dealer is to yell "noooo way."
Then the drug dealer tries to sneakily sell to Mark's mates. But they aren't keen because they "might need their little man later."
We take what has to be a final transition....
Oh look, Mark's in a car dealership.
And then look who it is! You guessed it. This guy never gives up.
Mark tells him he's only interested in a new car.
And then the narrator comes in and tells us this is "Rodney" getting his new dream car. Rodney? What? Does Mark have a twin?
Also why is everyone okay with the fact that a 13 year old just bought a $30,000 car?!
This better be the final one of these.
And then something we already knew. Gamers don't need drugs to escape their reality - they have video games.
Oh for FUCKS SAKE.
Suddenly, we're on a farm. 'Cause that's completely relevant.
And then this lazy drug dealer decides to try and sell drugs to BOTH the farmer AND the cow.
Finally, a last discussion.
See ya later, guys!
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