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How Much Control Do You Have Over Your Life? The Patented Harrison Test

How much FORCE do you have in your life? Do you generally have a good grip on your life? Or is everything in the world motivated by external forces, regardless of your attempts on controlling your surroundings? There is literally only one way in existence to find out! For the sake of accuracy, answer honestly/as best as possible.

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  1. You see this cool dog in public. What do you do?

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    That's your dog now
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    Pet it until it's time to part ways
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    Kinda wink at it, but then regret your decision
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    Tearfully ignore it; it wasn't meant to be
  2. Inflation is up and you need a raise. What do you do?

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    You walk into his office and tell him how much you deserve it!
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    You email him asking him to increase your pay, if possible
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    You subtly mention it to him while he gets into his car
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    Money is overrated...
  3. You see your crush look your way. You must act!

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    It's time; you tell him/her how you feel and hope it works out!
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    You start chatting it up with him/her. You gotta constantly build up your friendship before you make your move someday
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    You politely make eye contact and suggest that he/she has a good afternoon
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    Make a mental note to like one of his/her photos while you pretend to be preoccupied
  4. Your parents don't want you to attend a party, but you already agreed to go. What now?

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    Sorry, pops, but you have no control over my right to party
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    Maybe if you talk to your parents about it, they'll reconsider
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    Try to think of a way to be at least slightly involved in the party
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    Sleeping is better than partying anyways...
  5. You see some shoes that are fairly out of your price zone, but you know you need them in your life. How do you make ends meet?

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    Shoplifting isn't illegal because they'll never catch up to you when you're wearing these
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    Work the extra hours/get a part-time job at an unconventional gas station to raise funds
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    Text your grandma that you want those suckers for Christmas
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    Discipline yourself for fantasizing about a reality that's too good for you
  6. Your humanoid-robotic android is acting up? What are you gonna do?

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    You will not let this faze you; you will have a functioning android even if you must destroy all failing models
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    Get experts involved; they'll effectively tell you what is the matter, even if it means acknowledging your incompetence
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    Hit it until it works
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    Ask it politely to operate correctly
  7. Your grades are suffering. How do you deal with this problem?

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    Become a politician and advocate that the school system is garbage
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    Buckle down, break your iPhone in half, and pull a homework all-nighter
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    Tell yourself you'll get it all in eventually
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    Cry
  8. A disaster renders your house with nothing standing but the walls. How do you carry on?

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    Doesn't matter just a bit! You're gonna rebuild or else sleep staring at the stars
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    Buy a new home and accept the debt
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    Live with your parents
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    Live outside a fruit merchant's fruit stand
  9. "This is a stick-up! Hands where I can see 'em!"

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    Teach 'em a lesson in U.S. government and show 'em your second amendment
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    Attempt a daring escape, no matter how futile it may turn out
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    Locate the best place to be if the cops arrive and things get hairy. Preparation is key
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    Hands up, mouth shut, and be frozen with fear (it's okay if you're terrified, most people would be, too)
  10. You see an article about a controversial public figure, be it a politician, criminal, or foreign dictator, that makes you seethe with rage. You...

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    ...scroll past it and read about the upcoming Wonder Woman movie instead to take your mind off it
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    ...check the sources, as well as alternate news sources, to achieve a consensus on the validity of the article, and then add it to your consciousness
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    ...stare at your screen with irritation and wonder how the world exists
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    ...develop deductions that correspond to the information you hold true and take to the blogs to warn like-minded readers
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