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How Well Do You Know Nick's Rant From "Jersey Boys?"

Theatre geeks know the one. FYI: Some NSFW language.

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  1. I've been rooming with this guy on and off for what is it? ____ years?

    Warner Bros. Entertainment
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    10
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    11
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    12
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    13
  2. This was not a _____ ___ ____ ____.

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    day at the beach
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    walk in the park
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    an easy task, no
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    a stress free vacation
  3. This was a ______.

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    punishment
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    condemnation
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    sentence
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    penalty
  4. The man is a _____ _______.

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    horrible person
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    terrible human
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    literal nightmare
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    personal nightmare
  5. He wears the same underwear ___ days running.

    Warner Bros. Entertainment
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    2
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    3
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    4
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    5
  6. He takes no pride in his appearance, in the simple ______ of life.

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    facilities
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    services
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    amenities
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    benefits
  7. You wanna talk about _____? The man cannot be in a hotel without using all the ______.

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    sheets
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    pillowcases
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    blankets
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    towels
  8. I'm talking ____ _____, ______ ______, THE ____ ____, the little ________ like he's living alone.

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    hand towels, face towels, BATH MAT, washcloths
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    Incorrect
    face towels, bath towels, BATH MAT, washcloths
    Correct
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    bedsheets, sham sheets, BIG COMFORTER, washcloths
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    my pillowcases, his pillowcases, SHAM CASE, washcloths
  9. You need a _____? You know where it is? In a wet pile on the floor.

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    towel
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    sheet
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    blanket
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    pillowcase
  10. I come back to the room on time, the man is pissing in the _____. Right in the _____. Right in the fucking ____.

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    fridge
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    toilet
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    drawers
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    Incorrect
    sink
  11. I say, "Tommy, what's wrong with you? There's a toilet over there." He says, "This one's _____."

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    better
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    closer
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    nicer
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    nearer
  12. This is what I'm dealing with. The man is not properly ______.

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    trained
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    educated
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    learned
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    socialized
  13. Frankie doesn't have to deal with it. _____ doesn't. I've had to deal with it. _____ YEARS!

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    Bob; 10
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    Gaudio; 10
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    Bobby; 11
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    Bob; 12
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