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How Well Do You Know Nick's Rant From "Jersey Boys?"

Theatre geeks know the one. FYI: Some NSFW language.

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  1. I've been rooming with this guy on and off for what is it? ____ years?

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    10
    11
    12
    13
  2. This was not a _____ ___ ____ ____.

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    day at the beach
    walk in the park
    an easy task, no
    a stress free vacation
  3. This was a ______.

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    punishment
    condemnation
    sentence
    penalty
  4. The man is a _____ _______.

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    horrible person
    terrible human
    literal nightmare
    personal nightmare
  5. He wears the same underwear ___ days running.

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    2
    3
    4
    5
  6. He takes no pride in his appearance, in the simple ______ of life.

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    facilities
    services
    amenities
    benefits
  7. You wanna talk about _____? The man cannot be in a hotel without using all the ______.

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    sheets
    pillowcases
    blankets
    towels
  8. I'm talking ____ _____, ______ ______, THE ____ ____, the little ________ like he's living alone.

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    hand towels, face towels, BATH MAT, washcloths
    face towels, bath towels, BATH MAT, washcloths
    bedsheets, sham sheets, BIG COMFORTER, washcloths
    my pillowcases, his pillowcases, SHAM CASE, washcloths
  9. You need a _____? You know where it is? In a wet pile on the floor.

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    towel
    sheet
    blanket
    pillowcase
  10. I come back to the room on time, the man is pissing in the _____. Right in the _____. Right in the fucking ____.

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    fridge
    toilet
    drawers
    sink
  11. I say, "Tommy, what's wrong with you? There's a toilet over there." He says, "This one's _____."

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    better
    closer
    nicer
    nearer
  12. This is what I'm dealing with. The man is not properly ______.

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    trained
    educated
    learned
    socialized
  13. Frankie doesn't have to deal with it. _____ doesn't. I've had to deal with it. _____ YEARS!

    Bob; 10
    Gaudio; 10
    Bobby; 11
    Bob; 12

How Well Do You Know Nick's Rant From "Jersey Boys?"

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