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How Danny Castellano Are You?

You fear the ocean out of respect.

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  1. How Danny Castellano Are You?

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    You refuse to clap when the airplane lands.
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    You are super Catholic.
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    If it was legal, you'd marry your mother.
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    Your ma.
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    You once fell in a manhole.
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    People thought you were a small child because you landed in a manhole.
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    You fear the ocean out of respect.
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    You are secretly a great writer.
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    You are handsome like a youth minister.
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    When you're sad, you fix it by playing "Let It Go" on the piano.
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    Your go-to playlist is three hours of nothing but Jakob Dylan's dad.
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    You don't show up to a Springsteen concert wearing a John Cougar Mellancamp t-shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.
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    You don't understand when people draw the sun wearing sunglasses.
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    The sun is the only thing that shouldn't need sunglasses.
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    You're so Catholic, you don't even trust this new pope.
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    You have one heck of a British accent.
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    Your reading glasses come apart at the middle.
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    They are also pinkish red.
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    You would talk to people, but you're really hungry.
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    You believe there are real and fake addictions.
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    You have a problem with sweating.
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    You used to be a stripper.
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    You already bought your burial plot.
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    You're really excited about buying your burial plot.
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    You are obsessed with Ken Burns.
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    You are Italian.
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    You are a fantastic dancer.
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    You once pretended to be a stranger from the subway in a newspaper article to get the love of your life to notice you.
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    You totally know the difference between a good and bad date outfit.
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    You're a bit of a curmudgeon.
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    You make snap decisions.
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    You think the worst place in the world is Fenway Park.
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    You would make an awesome personal trainer.
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    Because you really know how to connect with your clients by telling them Michael Fassbender is trapped in a well.
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    You're not great at expression your emotions.
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    Other than rage.
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    You don't get along with your dad.
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    You're the best at making gingerbread houses.
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    It scares you when people are too chill.
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    You're kind of ass-ish, but you're also pretty amazing.
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