You refuse to clap when the airplane lands.You are super Catholic.If it was legal, you'd marry your mother.Your ma.You once fell in a manhole.People thought you were a small child because you landed in a manhole.You fear the ocean out of respect.You are secretly a great writer.You are handsome like a youth minister.When you're sad, you fix it by playing "Let It Go" on the piano.Your go-to playlist is three hours of nothing but Jakob Dylan's dad.You don't show up to a Springsteen concert wearing a John Cougar Mellancamp t-shirt unless you want to get punched in the face.You don't understand when people draw the sun wearing sunglasses.The sun is the only thing that shouldn't need sunglasses.You're so Catholic, you don't even trust this new pope.You have one heck of a British accent.Your reading glasses come apart at the middle.They are also pinkish red.You would talk to people, but you're really hungry.You believe there are real and fake addictions.You have a problem with sweating.You used to be a stripper.You already bought your burial plot.You're really excited about buying your burial plot.You are obsessed with Ken Burns.You are Italian.You are a fantastic dancer.You once pretended to be a stranger from the subway in a newspaper article to get the love of your life to notice you.You totally know the difference between a good and bad date outfit.You're a bit of a curmudgeon.You make snap decisions.You think the worst place in the world is Fenway Park.You would make an awesome personal trainer.Because you really know how to connect with your clients by telling them Michael Fassbender is trapped in a well.You're not great at expression your emotions.Other than rage.You don't get along with your dad.You're the best at making gingerbread houses.It scares you when people are too chill.You're kind of ass-ish, but you're also pretty amazing.
How Danny Castellano Are You?
You're not that Danny Castellano. You're probably lighthearted and easy-going and understand social media. You might be Mindy Lahiri.
You're slightly Danny Castellano. You probably enjoy a good baseball game and a slice of pizza, and the idea of an all-female nativity scene freaks you out.
You are rather Danny Castellano. If you take everything really seriously, even the absurd, I wouldn't be surprised. Maybe we should watch JAG together and watch him get himself out of quite a pickle.
You are extremely Danny Castellano, which is amazing. You are basically perfect, and that's all you need to know. Keep playing Frozen on the piano and fearing the ocean out of respect.