1. He said things like this: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The WB What does that even mean? 2. And this is what his sixteenth birthday party looked like: The WB Because he insisted on going to a jazz club to get his drink on. 3. He never got to the point. The WB Gee, Dawson, thanks for taking us through Chicago to get to your point, which is still unclear. 4. He was pouty over the fact that girls didn't like him. The WB MOVE ON, MAN. Jen doesn't like you. You haven't earned her like because you act like this. 5. He used the phrase "a puke." The WB And it made us all want to puke. 6. He actually said this and made this face while doing so: The WB I wouldn't exactly call your monster movie "art," but I would call it "torture." 7. This was him in literally every episode. The WB / Via cookiesandsangria.com There seriously can't be that much to be mad about. 8. His hair and his forehead were a deadly combination. The WB And I don't mean "deadly good looks." I mean, like, avert your eyes because this style might blind you. 9. This is how he talks about sex for pretty much the whole show. The WB Excuse me, what IS a "sex stud," exactly? 10. And it's okay to be one of these, but please stop talking about it so much. The WB 11. Even his best friend feels the need to drop a reality check on him. The WB What's he even talking about here? Joey? Jen? How much film costs? Either way, he's blowing it out of proportion and being the worst. 12. He's a little very sexist. The WB See, this is why she chooses Pacey. 13. He definitely thought this made him look cool. The WB It didn't. 14. WHAT? The WB Not everything is a movie, Dawson. Maybe you should stop rejecting reality. 15. This is a complaint that he had. The WB Everything will be OK. 16. He's the opposite of handy. The WB And he thinks that makes him "unique" and "artistic." No, it just gives points to Pacey. He restored a ship and sailed it round the country while you — well, pouted. 17. Again, he's hopelessly dramatic. The WB What did you even DO? Return a movie one minute past its due date? 18. He's a big proponent of #NotAllMen. The WB He's the "good guy." 19. And, finally, this is how he cries: Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF The WB That's really not a good crying face, to say the least. The very least.