Do you remember the words to this nine-minute epic? Warning: Some NSFW language.
Let's petition for a "stake to the heart" emoji.
The books took place in New York, not San Francisco.
Where those of wit and learning will always find their kind.
We'll take just those with brave deeds to their name.
These cunning ladies use any means to achieve their ends.
Wit beyond measure is woman's greatest treasure.
Test your knowledge of the red-haired magic lady.
These patient ladies are true and unafraid of toil.
You might belong on television, where dwell the brave at heart.
At least, not the way Fox has it right now.