23 Dating Tips From Yik Yak

Dating can be hard in the 21st century, but with Yik Yak dating tips you’ll only make attractive moves.

1. 1.

“I wasn’t clapping for the movie, I was packing my tin.”

2. 2.

“That’s so weird, my mom can also tie a cherry with her tongue!”

3. 3.

“I don’t usually supersize my date’s meal but you’re worth it.”

4. 4.

“That looks like a really heavy door.”

5. 5.

“It’s actually good for your body if you don’t shower every day.”

6. 6.

“It’s actually a satchel.”

7. 7.

“I could probably throw a pig skin over those mountains.”

8. 8.

“I could stare into your eyes all day.”

9. 9.

“I saw Pharrell do it.”

10. 10.

“If you’re a good boy I’ll break out the high waist jeans.”

11. 11.

“This is my house now!”

12. 12.

“1001, 1002, 1003 10— oh hey funny seeing you here.”

13. 13.

No words required.

14. 14.

Even fewer words required.

15. 15.

“Comfort is a lifestyle.”

16. 16.

See quote above.

17. 17.

“I don’t get tipped at my job.”

18. 18.

“Let’s go to the point. There aren’t any people there at this time of night.”

19. 19.

“Looks like I’m getting my monthly visit from Aunt Flow.”

20. 20.

“Quitters never win, and winners occasionally get restraining orders.”

21. 21.

“Sorry, I was just business sport modeling for charity. You haven’t been waiting long have you?”

22. 22.

“I’m doing this for you, not me.”

23. 23.

“I don’t like to brag, but I’ve been to Dutchvainia.”

For more helpful advice, download Yik Yak from the App Store or Google Play.

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