10 Reasons You Should Be Listening To Bottomless Party

Why you're missing out not listening to this up-and-coming group.

1. You'll discover mind-blowingly awesome new music.

Like this sweet jam from Generationals.

2. You have ADD and need new stimulation constantly.

It's like your ears are being water-boarded with abrupt and wild entertainment. Start listening now!

3. It will make you laugh out loud.

It's scientifically proven. Try not laughing at this. Because you're always in the mood to laugh when you're being told you will. That's also scientifically proven. Trust us, we're scientists.

4. You get to hear a huge range of genres.

The range is as huge as Rosie O'Donnell's birth canal. You can expect that kind of genre clashing goodness in all our mixes.

5. There are constant Eric Andre references.

Who doesn't love this Boca Raton native, unstable barrel of tomfoolery? From his erotically distasteful yet marvelous stand up comedy to his antics on Adult Swim's The Eric Andre Show - we just love what this man has to say. Like in this clip!

6. BP Mixes go perfectly with Cannabeezy.

Whether you like smokin' bowls or sucking on that big glass dick, it's no doubt a good nug of the wonder grass goes well with our mixes. Especially this one.

7. You ironically like trashy rap music.

And we include that kind of overly sexualized misogynistic booty twerking music all the time.

8. Each Mix comes with a weird cover.

Which you can be sure is an over-saturated horribly-photoshopped nightmare. And you can see all these monsters here.

9. It's occasionally sentimental.

Which is nice for a good ol' cry. Or painfully awkward if you are listening to these in a party situation, in which case you'll want to turn the mix down till some dubstep comes back.

10. We have so few fans that if you listen to us we'll probably put something of yours in our next mix.

Seriously we're desperate.