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15 Moments From "Botched" That Made Us Question Everything

Like, everything. (Slightly NSFW.) Don't miss the new season of Botched, Brand New Tuesdays 9/8c on E!

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1. When we witnessed this botched butt implant:

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Yikes.

2. When the doctors put a flashlight against an LLL boob, and it looked like this:

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WHAT IS THIS EVEN?

3. When Monique gave us this music video...

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4. ...And when she told us the name of her other song:

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:(

5. When the doctors found a piece of nose in a patient's lip.

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How'd you get in there, piece of nose?

6. When a woman stayed awake during her stomach surgery.

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Nope. Nope. Nope.

7. When we met Venus Delight, who danced like this:

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And who also has a nose better than Madonna's, according to the doctors.

8. When this patient, Lacey, let us in on a secret:

Doesn't seem right, Lacey, but OK...
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Doesn't seem right, Lacey, but OK...

9. When we saw a uniboob.

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Before the doctors turned it back into two boobs.

10. When Monique said she'd had "over a gallon of liquid silicone" in her body.

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What what what?

11. When we saw this tummy tuck disaster...

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...and we were just like:

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12. When we weren't sure who was actually who here:

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That you, Justin?

13. But then this:

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14. When we met another Justin, the ~human doll~...

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15. ...and when he told us how many procedures he's had:

Justin, nooooo!
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Justin, nooooo!

Things are about to get even more crazy on the second season of Botched. Brand New Tuesdays 9/8c on E!

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