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    Noah: What It All Really Means

    The trailer for Noah hit the internet today. Here's what I learned: Human beings are all descended from awesome things. And Superman is our big brother they never told us about. I got this because I read the Bible once. Really.

    Rachael Berkey
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    Noah Trailer

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    Emma Watson is in Noah so...

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    We're wizards

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    She went to Hogwarts, okay?

    Anthony Hopkins is in Noah so...

    Via youbentmywookie.com

    We're Asgardian

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    He is the father of Thor. Duh.

    And Russell Crowe IS Noah so...

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    WE'RE ALL LOST CHILDREN OF KRYPTON!

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    He was Jor-El. Superman MUST be our big brother we never knew about.

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