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Noah: What It All Really Means

The trailer for Noah hit the internet today. Here's what I learned: Human beings are all descended from awesome things. And Superman is our big brother they never told us about. I got this because I read the Bible once. Really.

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Emma Watson is in Noah so...

We're wizards

She went to Hogwarts, okay?
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She went to Hogwarts, okay?

Anthony Hopkins is in Noah so...

We're Asgardian

He is the father of Thor. Duh.
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He is the father of Thor. Duh.

And Russell Crowe IS Noah so...

WE'RE ALL LOST CHILDREN OF KRYPTON!

He was Jor-El. Superman MUST be our big brother we never knew about.
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He was Jor-El. Superman MUST be our big brother we never knew about.

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