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Germy Cross-Stitches To Cure What Ails You

Winter feels like it's never going to leave the Northeast, and if I get another cold or flu bug I might actually scream. I also might take up cross-stitch to pass the time and decorate my sickroom with whimsy and fun.

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A common cold to brighten your day

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E. Coli masquerading as dark medicine perhaps?

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Try not to hang Typhus in Mary's room...awkward

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Scare your teenager by hanging this prominently over their bed the first time you catch them making out with a love interest

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Perhaps we should make this in mass quantities and send them to Jenny McCarthy?

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Commemorate that first time your partner witnesses you turn into Linda Blair after a seafood buffet with this one.

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Gift this to any burgeoning immunologist in your life

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Make sure everyone who didn't get a flu shot this year gets this one.

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Cheer up the anemic among your friends...these little guys are kind of cute

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This could lead to some excellent conspiracy jokes...so long as you don't stuff it an unmarked envelope and leave it somewhere

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Parent of a slovenly teen? Hang this on his or her door and tell them you're worried about what they would contract should they step on a tack in that cesspool they call a bedroom

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You might need a Get Well gift for someone getting their tonsils out...

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Who wouldn't want these adorable killers lining their walls?

via The Mary Sue

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