A common cold to brighten your day
E. Coli masquerading as dark medicine perhaps?
Try not to hang Typhus in Mary's room...awkward
Scare your teenager by hanging this prominently over their bed the first time you catch them making out with a love interest
Perhaps we should make this in mass quantities and send them to Jenny McCarthy?
Commemorate that first time your partner witnesses you turn into Linda Blair after a seafood buffet with this one.
Gift this to any burgeoning immunologist in your life
Make sure everyone who didn't get a flu shot this year gets this one.
Cheer up the anemic among your friends...these little guys are kind of cute
This could lead to some excellent conspiracy jokes...so long as you don't stuff it an unmarked envelope and leave it somewhere
Parent of a slovenly teen? Hang this on his or her door and tell them you're worried about what they would contract should they step on a tack in that cesspool they call a bedroom
You might need a Get Well gift for someone getting their tonsils out...
Who wouldn't want these adorable killers lining their walls?