1. You know a bullshit trolley from a mile away. taringa.net This is some cutty shit. 2. You have an amazing Fast Pass collection. munidiaries.com Clipper card? no thanks. 3. You remember paying less than 50¢ for the bus. munieveryday.blogspot.com Oh the joy of the late night Muni transfer! 4. You used protests as an excuse to get out of class. foxnews.com Peace out, algebra. Sayonara, Engrish. Hello FREEDOM! 5. You learned to never leave home without a hoodie. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com It's all about the layering. These dudes know what's up. 6. Your parents listened to KFOG. joesaxe.com And you made them switch it to KMEL Jams or Live 105. 7. Every house party you went to was broken up by cops. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF gifs-yo.tumblr.com 8. You went to the Exploratorium on field trips. facebook.com And spent hours jumping in the shadow box. 9. At least one of your classmates sold pot to a teacher. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF giphy.com 10. You also went to the Academy of Sciences with your class. Flickr: zhannazabello Helllla mesmerizing. 11. You've heard a foghorn more times than you can count. View this video on YouTube And you fucking love that shit 12. You know where to get the best Thai food at midnight. plus.google.com As well as burritos and chow mein. 13. You sat through ridiculously cold and windy Giants games at Candlestick. squidoo.com And buh bye Niners! :( Better buy a seat before they demolish in 2014. 14. You felt like a badass for riding Top Gun at Great America. rollercoasters.org And you used your backpack to stay dry on Roaring Rapids. 15. You love to hate LA and the Dodgers. beaumontenterprise.com Are you virtually mean mugging this dad and high fiving his kid? Thought so. 16. You have a solid sock collection. dressedfordinner.wordpress.com A foggy afternoon, drinking something warm, snuggled in a hoodie and yummy socks - sounds like home. 17. You are a playground pro. ggmg.org You climbed the steps at Children's Playground a thousand times with your cardboard seat and never tired of it. 18. You've never eaten Rice A Roni (or at least you'll never admit it). Flickr: edschonsett 19. But you've eaten plenty of these. strandedfoodie.com And know that cappuccino is the best. 20. You went to the top of Twin Peaks for more than the views. blog.sfgate.com Or maybe you preferred Coit Tower. 21. You hate gentrification. uptownalmanac.com But are somehow ok with it when it comes in the form of good coffee. Four Barrel, Blue Bottle... 22. You are very protective of *your* city and critical of what people have to say about it. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF foreverpensive.tumblr.com Including everything in this post.