SPECIAL KIT to GO VIRAL!!!
Haven't you always wanted to go viral but you're just a few seconds too late? Well, now, with a special kit, U2 CAN GO VIRAL! (course, maybe that's got something to do with Bono...) Kit includes certified, interactive (not from KFC) HOTCHICKS! and Certified Jack approved KITTENS, CATS, and PUPPIES! And Berry approved WEATHER SYSTEMS!!! DON'T DELAY! GET YOURS (in six to eight weeks) NOW!!!!
Did You Know That the REPUBLICAN'TS Have a Brand New Island?
One for Asia, one for us. Why Republican'ts? Because their aim has stopped being for the nation and is trained at gaining all they can for themselves with NO concern for the citizens of this country. And that is from a former Republican, who used to be proud of being in the same party as Eisenhower and Roosevelt! (and, as a former Republican, this comes as completely non-partisan opinion) d=))