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    13 Things Found Up People's Bums

    It’s amazing what people will stick up there.

    1. A Hand Gun

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    Stick 'em up takes on a whole new meaning.

    2. Deodrant Can

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    If you want to smell good both inside and out then this may be your solution. And a larger problem.

    3. Cassette Tape

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    We know tapes are old news now but this wasn’t what we had in mind for them.

    4. Pint Glass

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    The real question to this is HOW!?!?!?!

    5. Coke Bottle

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    Bottles up your bum are old news but still impressive

    6. Buzz Lightyear

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    “I’ve got a friend in you” or how about “To infinity and beyond”

    7. Jackass Car

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    The one that may have started it all, the Jackass butt x-ray R.I.P Ryan Dunn

    8. Light Bulb

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    “Either this kid has a light bulb up his butt or his colon has a great idea” (Yes we know that quote’s from Scrubs but you can’t beat the best)

    9. A Vibrator With Tongs

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    A new way to toss your salad

    10. Wine Bottle and Wire Coat Hanger

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    If it gets stuck don’t try to retrieve with a metal coat hanger

    11. Barbie

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    This doesn’t look like Barbie’s dream house

    12. Christmas Lights

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    Probably wasn’t a very merry Christmas for this individual

    13. Electrical Plug

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    This could have electrifying side effects

    14. Moral of the Story

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    Only stick things up your bum that are designed for the challenge (look for flared bases!) and don’t forget the lube.

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