Callie Rogers won the British lottery for about $3.7 million when she was 16. Apparently they don’t have Suze Orman’s show in the UK, since she spent the money on alcohol, two boob jobs, and $500,000 worth of cocaine.
Thanks to this parody commercial, I want to go out and buy a sponge mop just to give it a hug.
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Megan Fox said of Scarlett Johansson in this month’s Esquire, “I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson… I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve ever learned, to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’…I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.” Can a sexy catfight be far behind? No. No it can’t.
The end of the world has never looked so implanted or full of schoolgirl uniforms.
Finally, a dildo that stands for change. It’s never too early to do holiday shopping for the person in your life who’s an Obama supporter and a sexual deviant.
She’s been doing the “Let’s Pilates” game to stay in shape. I’d personally prefer her to play with my Wiimote.
I imagine that this is what my arteries taste like.
A public service so that you, or any of your friends, don’t dress as a clown for Halloween.