The 25 Most Cringeworthy Band Photos Of All Time

...trying to take a band photo on active railroad tracks.

But which lizard is the baddest lizard? Trick question: They are all lizard, and they are all equally bad.

At least one of these guys is likely a Muppet.

I actually have no idea if this is their name, but it should be. (I can't read their matching shirts.) It kinda looks like the second dude from the right is farting an atomic bomb, which is simultaneously BADASS and METAL. (That whip isn't bad either.)

Is this a black metal fairy-tale concept band? Yes, it is!

No Photoshop here! Nope, just five guys doing their own stunts.

So it's not just a clever name?

Stare into the faces of true modern-day outlaws.

Join them, won't you?

Are they a nu-metal band? Are they a screamo band? Perhaps they defy categorization, just as their hair defies gravity.

Right in the feels.

You sure about that?

This photo shoot looks like it was a blast.

Literally!

Again, literally!

But who uses the most hair product?

Over their dead bodies.

I'm having trouble picking which one is my favorite.

Contact poison control.

A sober reminder that even a semi-famous band can take a cringeworthy photo.

The photographer thought school photo day was done. That is, until he got a special request.

Sure, laugh now. But you KNOW you'd go to a party they were throwing and you KNOW you'd have an awesome time.

*throws panties*

"Hold up! Let me grab my nuts first! ... All right, take the picture!"

You sure it wasn't the other way around?