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The 25 Most Cringeworthy Band Photos Of All Time

Sooo awkward...

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1. We Died Trying!

...trying to take a band photo on active railroad tracks.
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...trying to take a band photo on active railroad tracks.

2. Bad Lizard

But which lizard is the baddest lizard? Trick question: They are all lizard, and they are all equally bad.
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But which lizard is the baddest lizard? Trick question: They are all lizard, and they are all equally bad.

3. Junkshot

At least one of these guys is likely a Muppet.
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At least one of these guys is likely a Muppet.

4. ’SPLOSIONS

I actually have no idea if this is their name, but it should be. (I can't read their matching shirts.) It kinda looks like the second dude from the right is farting an atomic bomb, which is simultaneously BADASS and METAL. (That whip isn't bad either.)
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I actually have no idea if this is their name, but it should be. (I can't read their matching shirts.) It kinda looks like the second dude from the right is farting an atomic bomb, which is simultaneously BADASS and METAL. (That whip isn't bad either.)

5. Bad Wolf

Is this a black metal fairy-tale concept band? Yes, it is!
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Is this a black metal fairy-tale concept band? Yes, it is!

6. Alcoholic D.C.

No Photoshop here! Nope, just five guys doing their own stunts.
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No Photoshop here! Nope, just five guys doing their own stunts.

7. Turds of Misery

So it's not just a clever name?
blownspeakers.com

So it's not just a clever name?

8. McBusted

Stare into the faces of true modern-day outlaws.
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Stare into the faces of true modern-day outlaws.

9. The People on the Music to Massage Your Mate By Album Cover

Join them, won't you?
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Join them, won't you?

10. Tokio Hotel

Are they a nu-metal band? Are they a screamo band? Perhaps they defy categorization, just as their hair defies gravity.
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Are they a nu-metal band? Are they a screamo band? Perhaps they defy categorization, just as their hair defies gravity.

11. Freddie Gage

Right in the feels.
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Right in the feels.

12. Pretty Boy Floyd

You sure about that?
rocktownhall.com

You sure about that?

13. Garvis

This photo shoot looks like it was a blast.
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This photo shoot looks like it was a blast.

14. Giant Pants

Literally!
Imageshack

Literally!

15. Lightning Tits

Again, literally!
Rock & Roll Confidential

Again, literally!

16. X Japan

But who uses the most hair product?
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But who uses the most hair product?

17. The Dead Morticians

Over their dead bodies.
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Over their dead bodies.

18. Hevinkelium

I'm having trouble picking which one is my favorite.
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I'm having trouble picking which one is my favorite.

19. Harmful if Swallowed

Contact poison control.
metalodyssey.net

Contact poison control.

20. Bowling for Soup

A sober reminder that even a semi-famous band can take a cringeworthy photo.
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A sober reminder that even a semi-famous band can take a cringeworthy photo.

21. Bad 4 Good

The photographer thought school photo day was done. That is, until he got a special request.
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The photographer thought school photo day was done. That is, until he got a special request.

22. Right On

Sure, laugh now. But you KNOW you'd go to a party they were throwing and you KNOW you'd have an awesome time.
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Sure, laugh now. But you KNOW you'd go to a party they were throwing and you KNOW you'd have an awesome time.

23. Backsplash

*throws panties*
backsplashband.com

*throws panties*

24. Cherubs

"Hold up! Let me grab my nuts first! ... All right, take the picture!"
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"Hold up! Let me grab my nuts first! ... All right, take the picture!"

25. And, finally, Vulva Denied

You sure it wasn't the other way around?
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You sure it wasn't the other way around?

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